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A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from bạn mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes bạn hoặc hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her bạn tình yêu her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When bạn see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When bạn see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When bạn see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...

How to Survive the di chuyển to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen tác giả Lindsay



For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of bạn girls who are đọc this right now are probably even going into a new school. If bạn want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great Những người bạn bởi your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When bạn think about it, it’s easy.



Having a good friend to be there for bạn is the easy part. If bạn be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of Những người bạn who care about you. Or, if bạn just look around...

We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our Những người bạn and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were bạn 3 hours ago?
2. Who are bạn in tình yêu with?
3. Have bạn ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything màu hồng, hồng within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time bạn went to the mall?
6. Are bạn wearing socks right now?
7. Do bạn have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time bạn drove out of town?
9. Have bạn been to the phim chiếu rạp in the last 5 days?
10. Are bạn hot?
11. What was the last thing bạn had to drink?
12. What are bạn wearing right now?
13. Do bạn wash your car hoặc let the car wash do it?
14. Last thực phẩm that bạn ate?
15. Where were bạn last week...