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Well this is my first bài viết on the link người hâm mộ Club article. I need to straight my mind bởi saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, hoặc a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club tường saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* đã đưa ý kiến I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed bởi someone just say sorry and say this...

Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes bạn look illiterate and lazy. If bạn want people to have time in their lives to read something bạn posted, bạn don't do something bạn know bạn would hate. To...

1. When bạn get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend bạn are deaf. 

4. If he asks if bạn knew how fast bạn were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if bạn can see his gun. 

6. When he says bạn aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him bởi his first name. 

11. Pretend you...

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Extinguisher hoặc Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in tình yêu with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do bạn mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like bạn like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell bạn later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why bạn don't like me! Boy: Do bạn really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...