Soviet Russia Jokes!

The main problem that guys face when trying to Kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to Kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... bạn will know. Here's how bạn can increase your odds. But, if bạn know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable bởi making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes hoặc bạn will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to Kiss that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm nghề viết văn bạn this letter to tell bạn that I'm leaving bạn forever. I've been a good man to bạn for 7 years & I have nothing to hiển thị for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that bạn quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, bạn came trang chủ & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your yêu thích meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. bạn ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. bạn don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag hoặc what ever bạn can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and trái cây aisles and ask every một phút "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? hoặc rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age bạn are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....