A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then bạn can say it fowards.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.
In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bia gets drunk.
1. Do bạn sleep in your bra ; no 2. Does your dad know bạn like boys yet ; yes 3. Do bạn enjoy drama ; no! 4. Are bạn a girly girl ; not much ... 5. Small hoặc large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small 6. Are bạn short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’ 7. Do bạn like somebody ; yes 8. Do bạn care if your socks are dirty ; of course ... 9. Do bạn like Halloween ; OF COURSE♥ 10. Are bạn double jointed ; a little 11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car 12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no 13. Is there any type of rumor going around about bạn ;not...