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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza, bánh pizza cut into six pieces hoặc twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did bạn get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office phòng bếp, nhà bếp one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make bạn tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are bạn remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with bạn when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves bạn more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Những người bạn say i tình yêu her thêm than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him hoặc erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If bạn want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go phía trước, chuyển tiếp when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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posted by cutiegirl01
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If bạn can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If bạn can't see Chuck Norris bạn may be only giây away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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posted by invadercalliope
When bạn turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their yêu thích cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the bờ biển, bãi biển at midnight.

10. Write thi ca for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when bạn mean it and make sure they know bạn mean it.

13. Give ngẫu nhiên gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl bạn ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every một giây possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....
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omg. okay this girl in my class named Madison is hát this song for the talent hiển thị tomarrow, and i tình yêu this song!
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