The B*tches guide to Etiquette

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If bạn can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If bạn can't see Chuck Norris bạn may be only giây away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their yêu thích cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the bờ biển, bãi biển at midnight.

10. Write thi ca for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when bạn mean it and make sure they know bạn mean it.

13. Give ngẫu nhiên gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl bạn ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every một giây possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....