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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The tiếp theo day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 năm old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If bạn can catch me, bạn can have me."

Without a một giây thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the tiếp theo four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell bạn something and bạn better listen good here.If there's something bạn really enjoy and bạn have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your tim, trái tim because your tim, trái tim will lead bạn to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage bạn and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage bạn and tell bạn that bạn are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage bạn to follow bạn dreams and will believe in you.They will want bạn to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, hoặc about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into ma cà rồng after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red hoặc blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” hoặc during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

This con vịt, vịt walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the con vịt, vịt leaves.

The tiếp theo day, the con vịt, vịt returns and asks, "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the con vịt, vịt leaves.

The ngày after that, the con vịt, vịt walks in the store again and asks "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told bạn no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if bạn come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read các câu hỏi aloud, thảo luận your các câu trả lời with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that bạn can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this câu hỏi on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make tình yêu with bạn
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until bạn find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit bạn first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of bạn shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give bạn a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...