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Can bạn hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't bạn the guy from the Village People?
Hey, bạn must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are bạn Andy hoặc Barney?
I thought bạn had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do bạn know why bạn pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can bạn hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't bạn the guy from the Village People?
Hey, bạn must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are bạn Andy hoặc Barney?
I thought bạn had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do bạn know why bạn pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
