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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her bạn tình yêu her.

5. Call her before bạn sleep and after bạn wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease bạn back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her yêu thích movie with her hoặc her yêu thích hiển thị even if bạn think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at bạn crying, the first thing bạn say is:
"Who's đít, mông, ass am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.

16. leave us cute text/notes, especially when we are upset, this shows us that bạn really care about bạn and how we feel.

17. tell us we look beautiful, we sometimes really feel down on ourselves and just need someone to say to us that we look beautiful. We really like it if bạn do.

18. let us mess with your hair, its fun for us.

19. Girls like to hold hands with guys when they are walking together.

20. Girls like it when guys put their arm around them. It makes them feel loved and wanted. But don't do it when bạn are walking, because then its awkward. If bạn are standing somewhere hoặc sitting down, put your arm around them.

21. If bạn are in a group of other girls with your girlfriend, make it seem like she is the only one bạn are interested in talking to.

22. Pay attention to them. Girls will tell a guy they trust anything. Even if bạn don't care about what shes saying, at least pretend to be paying attention.

23. If a girl is clearly upset, don't ignore it and hope it goes away, talk to her and ask her about it . If she says " Nothing, i'm fine," but its obvious shes not, don't just say okay.. keep asking because that's what they want. They will tell bạn if they tình yêu you.

24. Girls will tell guys they tình yêu anything, so don't betray that trust. If they tell bạn something and they say don't tell anyone, don't. hoặc else bạn will lose that trust . And even if they don't say " Don't tell anyone," still, just don't.

25. Girls don't take fighting very well. They either get really sad.. hoặc they get pissed and get bitchy. So, don't start fights.

26. Girls like hugging guys for a long time , If she doesn't pull away from the hug, it means she wants to stay like that for a bit, so don't rush. bạn should enjoy it too.

27. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

28. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!

29. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

30. If bạn did something wrong..
APOLOGIZE.

31. We are self-conscious bởi nature; we can't help it.

32. Hugs thêm than kisses must be được trao at all times.

33. Don't make bets about us; we will ALWAYS find out.

34. Never call your girl a bitch, because then she'll hiển thị bạn how much of a chó cái, bitch she can be.

35. Don't try to be controlling- that's so lame.

36. Don't check out *other* pretty girls. It's okay to browse, but if bạn make it abundantly clear bạn like what bạn see- it's on.

37. Don't cheat bạn freaking losers. If someone doesn't make bạn happy, LEAVE THEM! Don't cheat. COME ON NOW!

38. Its not the big things, the big gifts, hoặc the big surprises that mean the most- ask any girl (that isn't a money hungry cow)…and she'll tell bạn that its the small, sweet things that mean the most.

39. If bạn know, hoặc have a feeling, that a girl likes you, don’t EVER make fun of her, hoặc say anything bad about her. If she finds out, she will be very hurt, and start thinking stuff like “how could I ever think I had a chance with him”. It keeps her thinking about that one thing forever, and it doesn’t make bạn look good either.

40. Don’t hiển thị off, it’s not cool. Looking stupid is cute, and girls would much rather that, than bạn trying to hiển thị off.

41. When it’s obvious a girl doesn’t look her best (it happens to all of us), say she looks pretty, especially if she is your girlfriend- although, it’s nice too even when she is just your friend hoặc if it’s pretty obvious the girl spent hours looking good for you, give her compliments - little things like that mean everything.

42. A lot of girls tình yêu to cuddle. But that doesn't mean that cuddling HAS to lead to other things.

43. Not every girl admits it, but its true- WE tình yêu TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.

44. Yes, It’s true, it’s cute when guys hiển thị their emotions.

45. Remind your girlfriend bạn tình yêu her often. Say it whenever and wherever bạn can, and as much as possible.

46. Give her compliments, such as "your beautiful", and "your gorgeous", and "your pretty". They mean a hell of a lot thêm than, "damn girl bạn are fine", hoặc "you’re hot!" AND don’t feel stupid saying it either. Really. We do prefer the first ones better.

47. WE LIKE BEING CALLED GIRLS, NOT CHICKS, SHAWTY, HOTTIE hoặc ANY OTHER STUPID NAMES bạn HAVE. UNLESS, its some cute little nikcname hoặc something bạn gave us, those are cute .

48. nghề viết văn poems hoặc songs for girls, really is the sweetest thing ever. Even if it looks like a three năm old wrote it, it still is cute.

49. If there are pictures of bạn two together hoặc something, it IS always cute when bạn make it your display picture on msn. hoặc your thông tin các nhân picture on facebook, myspace, hoặc any other account bạn have.

50. If there is a picture of bạn and your girlfriend together, and she các bình luận on it and says she loves you, SAY IT BACK. hoặc be the first one to say it, it makes it even better that way.

51. When the time comes to break up with a girl, do it yourself, and do it in person. Let her down NICELY, and always explain why. NEVER ever get someone to do it for you. bạn may think it’s the way to go, for less tears and just making it easier for her, but trust us, it isn’t..

52. It’s hard for a girl to admit she likes you. So when she does, don’t act grossed out.

53. If bạn like a girl, TELL her. And don’t be afraid too. In most cases, girls are extremely understanding, and would really like to know who likes her and who doesn’t. It might even turn out she likes bạn back.

54. always stick up for a girl, especially if it’s a guy picking on her. It shows a lot in a guy.

55. Don’t mess around with our hearts.

56. If bạn like us, bạn like us. If bạn don’t, then bạn don’t. Make up your mind, and don’t take ten years doing it.

57. When a girl did something, that obviously made her feel stupid, hoặc embarrassed, don’t make her feel even thêm stupid hoặc embarrassed. Comfort us, and tell us its okay.

58. kissing us on the cheek randomly is really cute.

59. Girls get jealous. Very easy, though she might not hiển thị it.


60. We think bạn are just as complicated as bạn think we are.

61. when we say we are ugly, hoặc fat hoặc whatever, we aren’t waiting for bạn to agree - we are waiting for bạn to say, "NO you’re not fat, at all your perfect" or" NO you’re not ugly, your beautiful, don’t ever change."

62. When we like you, bạn are all we ever think about.

63. Make the first move. Sometimes, the girl is too shy to.

64. If bạn JUST meet a girl, and you’re saying gross sexual things to her, and she says something like, “go die” hoặc “stop talking to me” leave her alone, she means that.

65. If we hang up on you, call back. If we continue, then bạn continue.

66. Act like a real boyfriend should in front of your friends. It DOES impress us.

67. When we cry, hug us. If we pull away, hold us tighter.

68. Girls tình yêu it when guys act shy. (not speaking for all girls, I tình yêu it!)

69. When we say we tình yêu you, 100% of the time, we mean it with all of our hearts, and want bạn to mean it to.

70. When you're girlfriend is sick hoặc sad, stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep.

71. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.

72. Don't stress where bạn go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the huy hiệu lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people nghề viết văn this way if he/she had dyslexia hoặc someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet hoặc if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If bạn have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Những người bạn have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who bạn are hoặc what they think bạn are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights hoặc bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Những người bạn are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This hoa should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE bạn ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


bạn can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
:)
1.    Run to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a lạc đà in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do bạn have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause bạn to spit and ask bạn not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. bạn fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. bạn blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All ngày long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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These trích dẫn are trích dẫn with differnt meanings of tọc mạch, chồn, ferret hoặc just the animal.
“If a tọc mạch, chồn, ferret bites bạn it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the các lượt xem are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, bạn can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow bạn own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and hiển thị him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got trang chủ to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If bạn feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can bạn feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me tình yêu you
everyday
So long bạn let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? bạn can always find a reason to smile, believe it hoặc not. bạn can say that your life is the worst, bạn can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet bạn anything, that if bạn let yourself search, bạn can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, bạn can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but bạn don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN tình yêu WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i tình yêu bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way bạn are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl bạn need to shave

and when bạn smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their các câu hỏi with questions

Ask if bạn they can put thực phẩm color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a bình luận about his abs.

Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free ngày with one of the staff if bạn make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys hoặc emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and bạn don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do bạn use these emotions hoặc others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See thêm emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
hàng đầu, đầu trang 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time bạn wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say bạn don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite hoặc scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Những người bạn that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a dao, con dao of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, bạn don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a âm bass, tiếng bass, bass Pro cửa hàng hoặc anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift cửa hàng and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a danh sách of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If bạn enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. bạn must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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