For my friend.
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If bạn climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Never approach a bò đực, con bò, bull from the front, a horse from the rear hoặc a fool from any direction.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.
Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.
Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean bạn have to offer it a place to sit down.
If bạn find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.
Don't squat witn your spurs on.
Every trail has some puddles.
Speak your mind, but drive a fast horse.
Never corner something meaner then you.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stuiped than open your mouth and prove it.
If your ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.
Don't judge people bởi their relatives.
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
When bạn lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when bạn get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a một giây time.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' bạn none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
The easiest way to eat con quạ is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Sometimes bạn get and sometimes bạn get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches bạn shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if bạn need a haircut.
If bạn get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n bạn can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n bạn think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, bạn ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git Mất tích and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When bạn give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter hoặc to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around bởi somebody else.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
bạn can't tell how good a man hoặc a dưa hấu is 'til they get thumped.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
bạn can tell a true cowboy bởi the type of horse that he rides.
The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man hoặc take unfair advantage.
Cowboy butts drive me nutts!
If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make bạn mad if bạn looked back and the guy was đọc a magazine.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
URBAN COWBOY, n: One who is typically all hat and no cow.
If bạn get thrown from a horse, bạn have to get up and get back on, unless bạn landed on a cactus; then bạn have to roll around and scream in pain.
Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
bạn live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
Boots, chaps and cowboy hats… nothin’ else matters.
Winning isn’t everything…hold my thắt lưng, vành đai buckle while i Kiss your girlfriend.
It’s all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don’t slap him on the back.
Shirts that cost thêm than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost thêm than a horse.
If bạn get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
cỏ is for bulls, what do bạn ride?
Cowgirl Motto: Party til he’s cute!
If bạn think bò đực, con bò, bull ridin’ isn’t extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.
Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl.
The cowboy is a patriot.
Careful as a naked man climbin’ a barbed wire fence.
He must be gentle with children, the elderly and animals.
If it doesn’t involve ropin’, ridin’, hoặc saddles, count me out… AND IF bạn DON’T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!
Cowboys are like outhouses…All the good ones are taken!!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
It’s a lot like nuts and bolts-if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts!
If bạn rope me, bạn can have me.
We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
It is not enough for a man to learn how to ride; he must learn how to fall.
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I got these cowboy sayings and trích dẫn off the net.
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If bạn climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Never approach a bò đực, con bò, bull from the front, a horse from the rear hoặc a fool from any direction.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.
Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.
Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean bạn have to offer it a place to sit down.
If bạn find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.
Don't squat witn your spurs on.
Every trail has some puddles.
Speak your mind, but drive a fast horse.
Never corner something meaner then you.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stuiped than open your mouth and prove it.
If your ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.
Don't judge people bởi their relatives.
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
When bạn lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when bạn get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a một giây time.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' bạn none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
The easiest way to eat con quạ is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Sometimes bạn get and sometimes bạn get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches bạn shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if bạn need a haircut.
If bạn get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n bạn can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n bạn think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, bạn ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git Mất tích and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When bạn give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter hoặc to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around bởi somebody else.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
bạn can't tell how good a man hoặc a dưa hấu is 'til they get thumped.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
bạn can tell a true cowboy bởi the type of horse that he rides.
The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man hoặc take unfair advantage.
Cowboy butts drive me nutts!
If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make bạn mad if bạn looked back and the guy was đọc a magazine.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
URBAN COWBOY, n: One who is typically all hat and no cow.
If bạn get thrown from a horse, bạn have to get up and get back on, unless bạn landed on a cactus; then bạn have to roll around and scream in pain.
Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
bạn live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
Boots, chaps and cowboy hats… nothin’ else matters.
Winning isn’t everything…hold my thắt lưng, vành đai buckle while i Kiss your girlfriend.
It’s all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don’t slap him on the back.
Shirts that cost thêm than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost thêm than a horse.
If bạn get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
cỏ is for bulls, what do bạn ride?
Cowgirl Motto: Party til he’s cute!
If bạn think bò đực, con bò, bull ridin’ isn’t extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.
Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl.
The cowboy is a patriot.
Careful as a naked man climbin’ a barbed wire fence.
He must be gentle with children, the elderly and animals.
If it doesn’t involve ropin’, ridin’, hoặc saddles, count me out… AND IF bạn DON’T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!
Cowboys are like outhouses…All the good ones are taken!!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
It’s a lot like nuts and bolts-if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts!
If bạn rope me, bạn can have me.
We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
It is not enough for a man to learn how to ride; he must learn how to fall.
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I got these cowboy sayings and trích dẫn off the net.
