These are purported to be actual test các câu trả lời from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes bởi which water can be made an toàn, két an toàn to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water an toàn, két an toàn to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded bởi sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If bạn are buying a house, they will insist bạn are well endowed.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

BIOLOGY
Q: What happens to your body as bạn age?
A: When bạn get old, so do your bowels and bạn get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks phía trước, chuyển tiếp to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can bạn delay sữa turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the tim, trái tim and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When bạn are sick at the airport.

ENGLISH
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to hiển thị bạn understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what bạn will be after bạn be eight.

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

RELIGION
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lay eggs.