Alice POV
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to ngày him, we were the perfect couple, until last năm after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class tiếp theo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.
“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Luân Đôn England.” Ms. Mills
What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?
“Today bạn are going to be nghề viết văn about bạn and what bạn like.”Ms. Mills said,
” Alice your pen pal is Charlie Patterson”
Charlie's POV
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-girlfriend, Courtney was whispering something to her friends, while looking at me. I looked at her and shook my head. Dating her was hell. I think she was just another girl, who wanted my parents money. I just think I deserve more. I sat down tiếp theo to Wheezing Walter. Walter was not pleasant to sit by. He was always staring at me, smiling, breathing hard.
“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Forks Washington in the United States.” Mr. Benton said.
I could not believe my ears. I swore that was like 4th grade stuff.
“Today bạn are going to be nghề viết văn about bạn and what bạn like.”
“Charlie your pen pal is Alice Green”
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to ngày him, we were the perfect couple, until last năm after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class tiếp theo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.
“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Luân Đôn England.” Ms. Mills
What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?
“Today bạn are going to be nghề viết văn about bạn and what bạn like.”Ms. Mills said,
” Alice your pen pal is Charlie Patterson”
Charlie's POV
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-girlfriend, Courtney was whispering something to her friends, while looking at me. I looked at her and shook my head. Dating her was hell. I think she was just another girl, who wanted my parents money. I just think I deserve more. I sat down tiếp theo to Wheezing Walter. Walter was not pleasant to sit by. He was always staring at me, smiling, breathing hard.
“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Forks Washington in the United States.” Mr. Benton said.
I could not believe my ears. I swore that was like 4th grade stuff.
“Today bạn are going to be nghề viết văn about bạn and what bạn like.”
“Charlie your pen pal is Alice Green”
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the hoa girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure bạn disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call bạn repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure bạn set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Sô cô la fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid di chuyển bởi getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the hoa girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure bạn disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call bạn repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure bạn set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Sô cô la fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid di chuyển bởi getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your Những người bạn hit bạn on the back and spit out a piece of white gum hoặc a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until bạn have $20 hoặc more.
#7 If bạn have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do em bé come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob hoặc âm nhạc videos.
#4 Go around hát the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!