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Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to ngày him, we were the perfect couple, until last năm after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class tiếp theo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Luân Đôn England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today bạn are going to be nghề viết văn about bạn and what bạn like.”Ms. Mills said,


” Alice your pen pal is Charlie Patterson”

Charlie's POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-girlfriend, Courtney was whispering something to her friends, while looking at me. I looked at her and shook my head. Dating her was hell. I think she was just another girl, who wanted my parents money. I just think I deserve more. I sat down tiếp theo to Wheezing Walter. Walter was not pleasant to sit by. He was always staring at me, smiling, breathing hard.

“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Forks Washington in the United States.” Mr. Benton said.

I could not believe my ears. I swore that was like 4th grade stuff.

“Today bạn are going to be nghề viết văn about bạn and what bạn like.”

“Charlie your pen pal is Alice Green”
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There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach bạn exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to di chuyển house.

If your friend gets bitten bởi a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better an toàn, két an toàn than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the mui xe #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the hoa girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure bạn disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call bạn repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure bạn set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill Sô cô la fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid di chuyển bởi getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
 The Mew bánh pudding goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. bánh pudding Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best tình yêu interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Mất tích the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured bởi the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Những người bạn hit bạn on the back and spit out a piece of white gum hoặc a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until bạn have $20 hoặc more.
#7 If bạn have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do em bé come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob hoặc âm nhạc videos.
#4 Go around hát the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off bởi famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...
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So recently I've been watch a lot of Bad Girls Club as it just returned, it's kind of been a guilty pleasure show. As many know I like the female villain characters so I was thinking; what if I just put 'em all in a house together BGC style. For those of bạn who don't know, BGC is a hiển thị where they put 7 women ages 21 to 28 in a house together in hopes that the women can 'redeem each other'. But they usually just end up beating each other up lol. While some of the characters I chose are younger than 21 hoặc older than 28, I decided to go with it anyhow. I have thêm than 7 yêu thích characters...
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