GOD HATES ME
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Những người bạn but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this câu hỏi to be answered.
-Had some cá fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent bởi him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. Muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are màu hồng, hồng and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda lấy trộm, đánh cắp it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the tiếp theo few week init! Man I iz well đường phố, street now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God bạn are a great guy! We should be buds!
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Những người bạn but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this câu hỏi to be answered.
-Had some cá fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent bởi him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. Muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are màu hồng, hồng and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda lấy trộm, đánh cắp it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the tiếp theo few week init! Man I iz well đường phố, street now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God bạn are a great guy! We should be buds!
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a một phút then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Những người bạn hoặc anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my mật khẩu for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the các bình luận and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being đã đưa ý kiến i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my mật khẩu so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if bạn see some retarded post made bởi me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if bạn don't believe me then find your choice.
that being đã đưa ý kiến i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my mật khẩu so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if bạn see some retarded post made bởi me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if bạn don't believe me then find your choice.
Yeah bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
