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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our hiển thị where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, hoặc played as characters in skits. For instance, cầu vồng Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first ngày of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Celestia: *Gets a star* Now bạn will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots tên lửa at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit bởi missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops trái chuối, chuối peel*
Derpy: Do bạn really think that'll stop me? *Drives over trái chuối, chuối peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*

Twilight won the race.

Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy bạn unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*

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"Okay, let's see what bạn wrote down." đã đưa ý kiến Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, bạn wrote down, the letter N. bạn wagered, igga."

The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.

"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing thêm laughter to come from the audience.

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Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer đã đưa ý kiến this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

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"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if bạn didn't say that word ever again." đã đưa ý kiến Alex.

"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"

The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.

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And now, it's time for fanmail from your yêu thích six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, bởi giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think bạn sound great with your new voice.

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Alex said, "The correct answer was two. bạn have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will bạn pick a category?"

The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"

This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."

thêm laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"

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Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the mui xe of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*

---

tiếp theo day, Princess Celestia was walking through her lâu đài when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if bạn promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are bạn doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into ngẫu nhiên objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I đã đưa ý kiến I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.

Up next, cầu vồng Dash

Narrator: One lovely morning, cầu vồng Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi cầu vồng Dash.
cầu vồng Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: Can't bạn see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are bạn going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
cầu vồng Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

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cầu vồng Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: cầu vồng Dash looked phía trước, chuyển tiếp to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, cầu vồng Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: đã đưa ý kiến cầu vồng Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: Mind your own business bạn celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, cầu vồng Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

A police car heads towards cầu vồng Dash.

cầu vồng Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on cầu vồng Dash? Have bạn been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of cầu vồng Dash.

Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And cầu vồng Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

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cầu vồng Dash: *Gets letter* Dear cầu vồng Dash, bạn are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There bạn are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if bạn don't ma******te in that video, I'll hiển thị everypony in here an embarrassing bức ảnh of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing bức ảnh is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Alex: In the lead, we have cầu vồng Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, who are bạn calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!

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Alex: cầu vồng Dash, let's start with you.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
cầu vồng Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
cầu vồng Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
cầu vồng Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Alex: bạn know what? cầu vồng Dash, bạn take the board.
cầu vồng Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.

---

Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, bạn either have her do that to bạn somewhere private, hoặc don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: bạn mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."

The white unicorn replied bởi saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.

"How many eyes do bạn have for 400. Good choice." đã đưa ý kiến Alex.

---

Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"

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Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Nhật Bản in 1945."

Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.

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"Right." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."

The audience laughed, and cheered.

"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.

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Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are bạn a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of bạn is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*

Now for Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do bạn take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I tình yêu bạn too.

---

Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare bạn say the color màu hồng, hồng is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th tường somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in tường that says number 4* Would bạn look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Now for rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

cầu vồng Dash: What letter did bạn get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well bạn wouldn't be laughing if bạn got a disrespectful letter like that.
cầu vồng Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm cầu vồng Dash!

A light was shining on her, and thiên thần started playing lyres.

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Alex: Moving on. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her gần đây marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.

---

Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and phim chiếu rạp about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.

---

Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking bạn who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back ghế, chỗ ngồi singing, I wanna hold your five sung Newtons. Yes.

Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.

Alex: For the tình yêu of god, shut your mouth.

---

Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* bạn didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*

And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are bạn going to stop being a coward?
cầu vồng Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.

Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy thêm roles in this hiển thị later on. As for the rest of the video, the tiếp theo part will hiển thị the good times me, and my Những người bạn had. Stick around, we'll be back.

Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.

Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.

Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees ti vi set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can bạn clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't bạn pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are bạn doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*

A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.

Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: bạn know what?! You're fired. bạn suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: xin chào everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are bạn doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would bạn tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing.

---

Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!

Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.

Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of bạn should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell bạn once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: bạn know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what bạn were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit bạn make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*

---

Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW năm ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some súng into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I tình yêu Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All bạn do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their đít, mông, ass off just so they can watch a ball di chuyển down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!

---

Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: link

Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right tiếp theo to each other behind the starting line.

Double Scoop: bạn ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.

As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.

Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*

As Double Scoop starting going on the một giây left turn, he decided to sing the song.

Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my đít, mông, ass there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.

Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The tiếp theo scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right tiếp theo to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!

The green screen falls down.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his một giây attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.

Song: link

Double Scoop: Here we go.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your đít, mông, ass with a piece of glass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*

It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Where are bạn heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*

Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.

Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.

Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.

Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 63: Is he gonna make it?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*

Stop the song

Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
Audience: *Booing*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. bạn ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 66: Stupid question.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.

Tom: So what was this hiển thị bạn wanted to hiển thị me?
Mortomis: This hiển thị I wanted to hiển thị bạn is a hiển thị that shows bạn a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's hiển thị that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope bạn enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up tiếp theo is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?

The theme song starts for the show.

Singer: In the mứt cam, bánh mứt forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into thạch, sữa ong chúa beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian súng colt, con trăn, colt from the ngày before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are bạn doing here? I thought I killed bạn yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. bạn didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are bạn crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase bạn hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a thạch, sữa ong chúa bean, it had all the màu sắc of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!

The hiển thị ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*

The video ends.

Tom: And, that's all we got.
Master Sword: But wait a một giây Tom, this is only part five! We need to keep going until part 6!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's been a long time since we heard anything out of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Are we going on to part 6, hoặc what?
Tom: Don't worry, we will.

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope bạn enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if bạn didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI ngựa con, ngựa, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed bởi that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground bởi Saten Twist*
Tom: We gotta hide!! *Runs towards a big tree, and hides behind it*
Saten Twist: *Hiding under the front porch*
Master Sword: *Puts up a sign that says not here*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Master Sword, hide!
Master Sword: I am. I put up a sign that says not here. The assassin won't shoot at us now.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sign causing it to fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why is he shooting at us this time?
Saten Twist: *Comes out of porch* bạn know what? I'm tired of hiding. *Grabs his chainsaw, and turns it on*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots chainsaw*

The chainsaw stopped working.

Saten Twist: Back to hiding for me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Goes back under the porch*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots his final bullet, then realizes he's out of ammo*
Tom: Hey. He stopped shooting.
Saten Twist: Did he run out of ammo?
Master Sword: I think so.
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll get bạn tiếp theo time Tom Foolery! bạn won't criticize the company I work for in Season 2! Now, time to go sue Walt Disney for having Sonic The Hedgehog in Wreck It Ralph.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: We purchased Sonic The Hedgehog, and Disney has no right putting him in that film.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Gets on a bus*
Master Sword: He does realize that he can't change anything about that movie.
Tom: I didn't realize we could hear him from far away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Actually, he can make Disney chỉnh sửa out any scenes that have any characters from Sonic The Hedgehog, if they're successful.
Tom: They'll never succeed at suing Dinsey.
Master Sword: It's Disney.
Tom: Them too.
Audience: *Laughing*

All three of them came out of hiding, and stood in front of the house.

Tom: Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll have thêm stuff coming to bạn in March.
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword & Saten Twist: *Waving good bye*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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Source: icanhascheezburger
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added by Mallory101
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If bạn can read English, bạn can cook. For Instance. Basic bánh mỳ, bánh mì stuffing, melt one third cup of bơ in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick bơ on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How bạn guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't bạn wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = bạn got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new đàn ghi ta, guitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
bánh mỳ, bánh mì IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bánh mỳ, bánh mì indicates that

1. thêm than 98 percent of convicted felons are bánh mỳ, bánh mì users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bánh mỳ, bánh mì was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. thêm than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO bạn did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told bạn not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a một giây ago. well tell me what bạn think!I am planing on making thêm short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantaisie Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for thảo luận team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while đọc this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where bạn could be turned down from a job because bạn were black and your employer was a white man, a world where bạn can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which bạn cannot marry the tình yêu of your life because bạn two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is đã đưa ý kiến to be a free country, one with civility. bạn would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school hoặc any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô ball

12. A hát bóng rổ (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a thêm suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if bạn can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did bạn hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers bạn can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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Source: I made it ;]
posted by blossomyumyum
bạn held it all in
I should’ve put the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy out
bạn were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
bạn bled but no one heard
bạn were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what bạn wanted it to be

bạn were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
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Source: Fresh TV
bạn guys having a good time?






I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one thêm week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 phút to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Mất tích my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại xD jk I dont.


Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^






Have some of my breathtaking nhiếp ảnh shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the biểu tượng contest when I have free time soon.
 Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
 Rain 😎
Rain 😎
 Những người bạn of fanpop are with me on mountain hàng đầu, đầu trang XD
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a cây XD
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
 New look XD
New look XD
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80s sex Ed
video
virginity
cool
80s
sex-ed
clip
meme
ngẫu nhiên
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with cầu vồng Dash, and we were going to di chuyển into a very nice house bởi a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the thân cây of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
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