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Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, bạn finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, bạn shouldn't be tortured bởi the reboot. I'm going to tell bạn the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville! It's wonderful to say that again.

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Tom Kenny: And we're reunited with The Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: The REAL Powerpuff Girls.
Bubbles: Hehehe!
Buttercup: When does this boring patrol end?!
Blossom: Calm down Buttercup, something's bound to come our way.

Three goons in a Chevrolet Cruze drifted to the right on an intersection.

Buttercup: Like that blue car.
Blossom: Alright girls, let's get 'em!
Goon 3: *Looks behind them* Boss, it's The Powerpuff Girls!
Goon 1: bạn both know what to do.
Goon 2: bạn got it. *Pulls out a rifle*
Goon 3: *Pumps his shotgun, and aims it at Blossom*
Blossom: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision*
Goon 2: *Shooting at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *Dodging the bullets*

Three bullets were fired, but they only hit a building on the right side of the street.

Buttercup: *Uses her laser vision to hit the 2nd goon*
Goon 2: *Drops his rifle* Uh boss, our súng are gone!!
Goon 1: Then we just gotta lose 'em!! *Making another drift to the right in an alleyway*
Blossom: They're trying to outrun us.
Buttercup: But we're faster.
Bubbles: And stronger.
Blossom: We still need to find a way to slow them down. Take out the tires.
Buttercup: *Takes out both of the back tires*
Bubbles: *Flies in front of them, and takes out the front tires*
Tom Kenny: Yeah, that'll stop them for sure!
Goon 1: *Uses the emergency brake to skid to the left. He goes down the road with no difficulty*
Buttercup: What is this guy, a professional racer?!
Goon 1: *Instantly changes his robber outfit, and is now in a racing suit, with a racing helmet*
Blossom: I got another idea. *Flies to the back of the car, goes under, and picks it up*
Goon 1: Wh-wha-
Goon 2: Where are we going?!?!
Blossom: You'll see. *Flies over the jail, and tilts the car to the left, making the goons fall into the jail*

The song fades away as the tiếp theo scene dissolves to the front of Town Hall.

The Mayor: Ladies, and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I thank the Powerpuff Girls for successfully stopping the robbery.
Crowd: Hooray! Yeah!!
Powerpuff Girls: Thank bạn everyone!!

Song (Start at 3:17): www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAX84VNc2F0&index=2&li...tUh

Tom Kenny: Everyone in Townsville liked The Powerpuff Girls a lot, but Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Leaning on a tường in his observatory*
Tom Kenny: Who lived in an đài thiên văn, đài quan sát on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a núi lửa in the center of the park, did not.
Mojo Jojo: *Lighting a cigar, and smokes it*
Tom Kenny: Mojo Jojo hated the Powerpuff Girls, 24/7/365. Please don't ask why, hoặc he'll make sure you're not alive. It could be that he once lived with Professor Utonium, but was replaced after The Powerpuff Girls were created. bạn can get thêm info about that bởi watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie. However, I think the most likely reason of them all

Stop the song

Tom Kenny: Is that he simply wants to take over the world.
Mojo Jojo: Those girls will not get in my way, because I will stop them. Which means that my plans will be successful, and I will not let those three little girls get in my way. I will defeat them, and rule the world, for I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*

Song (Start at 2:19): link

Blossom: *Flying trang chủ with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All that fame, and fortune back at town hall made me exhausted.
Blossom: Ditto.
Buttercup: I had a ball. The mayor gave us each a thousand dollars for our hard work.
Blossom: At least now we can enjoy the rest of the ngày at trang chủ with the professor.
Tom Kenny: Pokey Oaks, a suburb near Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls live, with the wonderful Professor Utonium.
Blossom: *Lands on the front porch with Bubbles, and Buttercup. They walk through the front door* Professor, we're home!

Stop the song

Professor Utonium: Ah, good evening girls. I made each of bạn your yêu thích dishes. Blossom, I made bạn a thịt viên sub with parm.
Blossom: Alright!
Professor Utonium: Buttercup, I made bạn a miếng bò hầm, bít tết with premium A1 sauce.
Buttercup: Sweet!
Professor Utonium: And for bubbles, a rau xà lách, salad with extra cucumbers and carrots.
Bubbles: Hooray!

Also in her rau xà lách, salad was lettuce, raisins, and some small trái cam, màu da cam slices. All three girls had the same drink. giống nho, nho juice.

Bubbles: What do bạn want to do after bữa tối, bữa ăn tối girls?
Buttercup: Play some Lego Batman.
Blossom: Nah, let's do something outside.
Bubbles: I like playing outside.
Buttercup: Ah, what the heck? I guess we can play catch, and maybe some jump rope.
Bubbles: That's the spirit Buttercup! *Begins to eat her salad*
Blossom: Why don't bạn tham gia us Professor?
Professor Utonium: I'd tình yêu to.
Girls: Hooray!
Professor Utonium: Hahahahahaha.
Tom Kenny: Meanwhile in Mojo's lab.
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Yes! This machine will destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Now I must get my beauty sleep. *Jumps onto his bed, and instantly falls asleep*
Tom Kenny: What does that evil monkey have in store for the Powerpuff Girls? Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't stop our adorable trio. Until then, it's time for a cliffhanger!!

Song (Start at 2:50): link

Blossom: *Flies out of the house with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Time for another good ngày at school.
Tom Kenny: hoặc so they thought.
Mojo Jojo: *Operating a robot, shooting missiles at people, and buildings*
Bubbles: Blossom, look!
Buttercup: Forget school, let's take him down!
Blossom: Right. Hit him with everything bạn got girls!!

They took off at lighting fast speed to attack Mojo Jojo.

Mojo Jojo: *Switches to machine guns, and fires at the three girls*
Powerpuff Girls: *Using laser vision to melt the bullets, making them fall directly towards the ground*
Mojo Jojo: Defensive shield, activate! *Hits a button, turning on his shield*

The girls hit it, and it sent them flying backwards.

Powerpuff Girls: *Turn around, and head for Mojo Jojo again*
Bubbles: That shield can't stay up forever.
Buttercup: We gotta find some things to hit it with, hoặc throw stuff at it.
Blossom: Good idea Buttercup.

Blossom & Buttercup grabbed đường phố, street lamps. Bubbles went to a junkyard, and grabbed a demolished car. As Bubbles threw the car, Blossom & Buttercup hit the shield with their đường phố, street lamps. Together, their three objects destroyed the shield.

Mojo Jojo: No! I have Mất tích my shield.
Buttercup: I'll take it from here! *Flies towards Mojo Jojo, raising her fist*
Mojo Jojo: No!!!!!

As soon as Buttercup hit Mojo Jojo's robot, it went flying backwards. Upon landing, all Mojo could see was black, with a few red, yellow, and blue stars.

Mojo Jojo: *Opens his eyes, and sees the Powerpuff Girls standing in front of him* Oh no.
Blossom: Oh yes.
Bubbles: You're in big trouble now Mojo.
Buttercup: Take him to jail!
Blossom: With pleasure. *Picks him up, and flies to jail*
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Following Blossom*
Tom Kenny: I hope you've learned your lesson Mojo. Those girls will never lose to you. So once again, the ngày is saved. Thanks to...

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Tom Kenny as the narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from March 26, 2017
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You will need:

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