Donald Trump is The Man.
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether bạn like him hoặc not bạn have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy bởi opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to di chuyển from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth bởi selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their tiêu đề as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a tường in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing thêm than a stupid lie that was created bởi dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting thêm trees,protecting stupid and useless động vật etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have bạn seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend setter, người định cư as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair trái cam, màu da cam in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if bạn are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after đọc this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' ngày to everyone who has wasted their precious time bởi đọc this stupid bài viết :D
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All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
Q .. Did bạn here about the blonde who shot an Mũi tên xanh into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: xin chào everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?
Video: link start it at 0:40
People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Turn off the video
Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of người hâm mộ fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested bởi Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tìm kiếm of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested bởi Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tìm kiếm of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
bạn know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!
And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
