Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what bạn should do.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So bạn can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll xóa the emails if bạn want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get bạn through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. hoặc Angry Birds. That makes thêm sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So bạn can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll xóa the emails if bạn want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get bạn through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. hoặc Angry Birds. That makes thêm sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil Queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming hoặc evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not chịu, gấu to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Nữ hoàng băng giá in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not chịu, gấu to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Nữ hoàng băng giá in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
