(I made this around two years cách đây and never finished it so..... HERE bạn GO. XD)
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, con rết and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed bởi Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game bạn control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I tình yêu about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at bạn gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the con rết hits a nấm hoặc the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although bạn can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend bạn just kill it before it reaches you. So every time bạn defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and bạn fight another one, and another one, and do bạn see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your Những người bạn at how cool bạn are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the screen, they’ll leave behind thêm mushrooms, making it harder to di chuyển and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick bạn off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that bạn can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever bạn die, bạn get points for every damaged nấm there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny ngẫu nhiên fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was thêm for women players! Because women TOTALLY just tình yêu bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing bạn all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s hàng đầu, đầu trang 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) thêm ENEMIES, thêm DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN bạn SHOOT IT, thêm POINTS thêm CHAOS thêm BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if bạn can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so các điểm thưởng to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from con rết is, if bạn can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot thêm bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, hoặc dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When bạn shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points hoặc so bạn get an extra life, helping bạn live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much thêm advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into bạn if bạn aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The bọ cạp from the first game and the earwig from the một giây are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send bạn back to the first grade if bạn aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, hoặc the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and di chuyển very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should tình yêu these things, hoặc want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they di chuyển at a speed of mach 5 in a ngẫu nhiên irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And bạn know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer bạn shoot them, the thêm points bạn get, but since they di chuyển at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, bạn might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry bạn suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary con nhện, nhện picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever bạn hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, con rết and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed bởi Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game bạn control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I tình yêu about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at bạn gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the con rết hits a nấm hoặc the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although bạn can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend bạn just kill it before it reaches you. So every time bạn defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and bạn fight another one, and another one, and do bạn see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your Những người bạn at how cool bạn are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the screen, they’ll leave behind thêm mushrooms, making it harder to di chuyển and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick bạn off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that bạn can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever bạn die, bạn get points for every damaged nấm there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny ngẫu nhiên fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was thêm for women players! Because women TOTALLY just tình yêu bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing bạn all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s hàng đầu, đầu trang 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) thêm ENEMIES, thêm DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN bạn SHOOT IT, thêm POINTS thêm CHAOS thêm BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if bạn can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so các điểm thưởng to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from con rết is, if bạn can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot thêm bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, hoặc dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When bạn shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points hoặc so bạn get an extra life, helping bạn live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much thêm advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into bạn if bạn aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The bọ cạp from the first game and the earwig from the một giây are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send bạn back to the first grade if bạn aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, hoặc the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and di chuyển very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should tình yêu these things, hoặc want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they di chuyển at a speed of mach 5 in a ngẫu nhiên irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And bạn know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer bạn shoot them, the thêm points bạn get, but since they di chuyển at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, bạn might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry bạn suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary con nhện, nhện picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever bạn hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
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Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - †
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Những người bạn - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - ♦
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Her ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ♣
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Những người bạn - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
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His ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ‡
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Age - 18
Gender - female
Những người bạn - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Những người bạn - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Những người bạn - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Những người bạn - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know thêm than bạn all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Những người bạn - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ngẫu nhiên sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. bạn can stuff a cái gối, gối with the con chuột lông, lông thú on the đi văng alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. bạn don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. bạn can stuff a cái gối, gối with the con chuột lông, lông thú on the đi văng alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. bạn don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most phim chiếu rạp of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 phút in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most phim chiếu rạp of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 phút in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO