(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope bạn enjoy!)
bạn know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when bạn break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this bài viết will be thêm of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the các bình luận below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus bạn imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm hoặc hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly đã đưa ý kiến for this review, it's time to take a ngây ngô, gander at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll các bình luận to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My yêu thích version being this one.
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I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a bướm, bướm đêm to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
bạn know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when bạn break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this bài viết will be thêm of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the các bình luận below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus bạn imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm hoặc hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly đã đưa ý kiến for this review, it's time to take a ngây ngô, gander at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll các bình luận to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My yêu thích version being this one.
link
I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a bướm, bướm đêm to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
