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When life gives bạn lemons, make trái cam, màu da cam nước ép, nước trái cây and leave the world wondering how the heck bạn did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first bạn don't succeed, destroy everything.

An táo, apple a ngày can keep any doctor away if bạn throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 thêm letters in the alphabet.

Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight, hoặc should I walk bởi again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, tình yêu you, talk to bạn later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download thực phẩm from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my ngày could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the tường gets in the way.

That annoying moment when bạn finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, bạn need to use the restroom.

bạn don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.

Aim for the moon! Even if bạn miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.

Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

When a bird hits your window have bạn ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?

"Just five thêm minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D

Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

That moment when bạn see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and bạn think it's real.

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Have bạn ever had a fly hoặc small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"

It doesn't matter whether bạn win hoặc lose, what matters is if I win hoặc lose.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D

Don't steal, lie, cheat, hoặc sell drugs. The government hates competition!

Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.

I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!

Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."

(Hope bạn enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised bởi the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one cá heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Những người bạn

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them bạn are raising money to buy thực phẩm for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that bạn want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines ngày gift your Những người bạn a cucumber and tell them bạn grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it tiếp theo to your ear and say that he talks to bạn and says he need a new trang chủ and thats why bạn buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like hoặc tình yêu and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn thêm fans......add ngẫu nhiên ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn thêm fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn huy chương ...u have to add thêm pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have thêm huy chương .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get thêm fans.....and frnds too.

when i have thêm ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this bài viết will be useful have a gr8 ngày everybody and type ur bình luận plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza, bánh pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza, bánh pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ngẫu nhiên times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that bạn are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this danh sách ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs bạn know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that bạn are a muggle born even if bạn did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope bạn liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a câu hỏi on this spot that asked "If bạn saw Justin Bieber standing on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building getting ready to jump, would bạn cry hoặc scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do bạn people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone bạn know hoặc care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created bởi augustemily1997

Created bởi augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did bạn know that every night before bạn go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If bạn repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with bạn will approach bạn within one tháng and ask bạn out hoặc grab bạn and Kiss you. but if bạn break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did bạn here about the blonde who shot an Mũi tên xanh into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know bạn could play Twister all bởi yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know bạn could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: bạn spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he hoặc she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that bạn can see that bạn di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the tiếp theo stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the tiếp theo stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is bởi far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic các câu hỏi being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some các câu trả lời that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can bạn send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi bờ biển, bãi biển on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was đọc the Wal-Mart bài viết and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the các bình luận section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read các câu hỏi aloud, thảo luận your các câu trả lời with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that bạn can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in tìm kiếm of you
Looking for the tim, trái tim now
Have bạn heard the news
maybe bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in tìm kiếm of you
Looking for he tim, trái tim now
Have bạn heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find bạn soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of bạn know it as the only song i know bởi tim, trái tim from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge con nhện, nhện i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: xin chào everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: xin chào everypony. Great to see bạn again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never đã đưa ý kiến we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are bạn called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then bạn would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of người hâm mộ fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested bởi Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tìm kiếm of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a ngày off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all bạn want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
ngày 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: xin chào Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, bạn know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to Kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 phút later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & cầu vồng Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if bạn don't have enough water, hoặc shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if bạn bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Dragon Ball Z, a hiển thị from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a hiển thị that had stylish phim hoạt hình and art to it, insane battles, and a hiển thị where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published bởi Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed bởi Tose Software, who has made...
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