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bởi request; the male version of my hàng đầu, đầu trang villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also tình yêu me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued bởi the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix hoặc Azula and ya'll know how much I tình yêu those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.

9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. bạn know he's here when bạn hear that awesome đàn ghi ta, guitar rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series bạn find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created bởi (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta tình yêu the goatee.

8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I tình yêu it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if bạn ask me.

7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for cây 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.

6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I tình yêu him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's thêm of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.

5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't tình yêu villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.

4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my yêu thích character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my yêu thích palm cây hair'd anime bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler

3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.

2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last bài viết so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I tình yêu Azula of course I'm gonna tình yêu her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the thêm I thought about it, the thêm I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly ngựa con, ngựa, pony tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had thêm self respect than that. If his father couldn't tình yêu him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.

1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's thêm of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this danh sách as he is my yêu thích male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has được trao so many nicknames that đã đưa ý kiến nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have thêm depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when bạn find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in tình yêu with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her bạn can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.

And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I tình yêu most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
 Can bạn see how completely done this man is!?
Can you see how completely done this man is!?
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT hoặc IT WON'T WORK AND bạn WILL WISH bạn HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK bạn OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT bạn ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise bạn WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. tiếp theo to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS bạn WANT. ~ 3....
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The hàng đầu, đầu trang six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as bạn have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command hoặc File Name" is about as informative as

"If bạn don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as bạn make a commitment to one, bạn find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around bạn has an attitude problem
2.your adding Sô cô la chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything bạn say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive bạn crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and bạn just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to cú đấm someone without a reason
12.if bạn start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if bạn were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give bạn 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so bạn know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Công chúa tóc xù who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Công chúa tóc xù had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that bạn just wanna cú đấm in the face , then someohow , bạn end up in a relationship with them , bạn fall in tình yêu , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing bạn want to burn either (:]) Well if bạn still have feelings for that person im gonna help bạn get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap bạn guys (: , ohk so bạn could first start off bởi doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave bạn on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be được trao LIFE in prison without the possibility hoặc parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet mãng xà, trăn, python refused to eat it was được trao three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD hiển thị Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the mãng xà, trăn, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the mãng xà, trăn, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf hoặc date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the tiếp theo time.....thank u all for đọc this..and plz bình luận ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think hoặc relate to these, in some way hoặc another:

-When bạn forget someone's name bạn wait for someone else to say it so bạn don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't xóa my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and bạn are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are bạn kidding me?' even though bạn know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when bạn grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when bạn cheat,we hate bạn and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like bạn understand PMS,because bạn dont.So stop diễn xuất like it.

4.when bạn stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and bạn get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So bạn may as well stfu.

5.when bạn flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if bạn arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like bạn dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Những người bạn then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask các câu hỏi so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s các câu hỏi in slow motion 2)Answer các câu hỏi only with one word
3)Scream ngẫu nhiên words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” hoặc “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer các câu hỏi in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."

7. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway bạn never take, hoặc teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Mất tích to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see bạn crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person hoặc kindly...
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Like the tiêu đề says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Những người bạn đã đưa ý kiến that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley bạn remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex bạn remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did bạn get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have bạn know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few giây later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating bạn this way and bạn know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo hoặc yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome hoặc disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious hoặc vile; an action that arouses disgust hoặc abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with bạn at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak bạn soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different đường phố, street in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made bạn feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of trang chủ that it always gave me. I also made new Những người bạn immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a trái chuối, chuối strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the danh sách bạn have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the trái chuối, chuối peel. Bananas like to be wackos and hiển thị themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if bạn are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse.
"So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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