When I was little...
1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing con cừu, cừu when their 'hair' was too long" like they hiển thị bạn in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's tim, trái tim was tim, trái tim shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think em bé came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the mũ lưỡi trai, cap to the right, and screwed it back on to the left.
10. I thought "north" was "up" and "south" was "down".
11, I couldn't tell the difference between left and right.
12. I thought when a woman was pregnant, the baby was inside her stomach, as in the part that holds intestines.
13. When I first heard of "sex", I thought it was just people making out in their underwear.
14. When I was slightly older (but still in single digit years), I thought bạn could get STD's from kissing.
15. I used to not know that people used anestethics for surgery.
16. I thought people could receive fatal infections from picking their nose.
17. I thought all allergies were fatal.
18. I thought a woman's urethra was the same as her vagina.
19. I would always use the fake name "Betty".
20. I thought people who wore skinny jeans were sluts. (I didn't know that word then, but it fits.)
Wow, I was weird...
1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing con cừu, cừu when their 'hair' was too long" like they hiển thị bạn in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's tim, trái tim was tim, trái tim shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think em bé came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the mũ lưỡi trai, cap to the right, and screwed it back on to the left.
10. I thought "north" was "up" and "south" was "down".
11, I couldn't tell the difference between left and right.
12. I thought when a woman was pregnant, the baby was inside her stomach, as in the part that holds intestines.
13. When I first heard of "sex", I thought it was just people making out in their underwear.
14. When I was slightly older (but still in single digit years), I thought bạn could get STD's from kissing.
15. I used to not know that people used anestethics for surgery.
16. I thought people could receive fatal infections from picking their nose.
17. I thought all allergies were fatal.
18. I thought a woman's urethra was the same as her vagina.
19. I would always use the fake name "Betty".
20. I thought people who wore skinny jeans were sluts. (I didn't know that word then, but it fits.)
Wow, I was weird...
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Mất tích bạn
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach bạn all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now bạn know how to do it!
Now, if bạn want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and hiển thị your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if bạn win, bạn get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If bạn are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now bạn know how to do it!
Now, if bạn want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and hiển thị your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if bạn win, bạn get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If bạn are a winner check everything on your profile.