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(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the giường and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the vòi hoa sen blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten phút later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed it and answered it.

"You still planning on coming to Pax?" A familiar voice asked.

"Sky?!" I asked in shocked he called so early, "And Pax..yeah i'm still coming."

"Good, Deadlox, aka Ty is coming to pick bạn up" Sky đã đưa ý kiến ending the call.

"Damn it Sky" I muttered to the almost dead phone.

I slumped down in my bàn chair looking at the computer monitor looking at the biểu tượng of a dirt block in minecraft.

"Should i play?" I asked myself seeing as how i had nothing else to do.

I looked at my camera and suddenly had an amazing idea.

I set my camera up and turned it on.

"Hey stars," I said, "tomorrow is Pax for some of bạn who don't know and i want to say i won't be uploading any video until Pax is over, but i will be recording bits and pieces of it."

I took a breath, "But since i'll be gone for so long im going to take some câu hỏi from bạn guys."

I first looked on twitter, "The câu hỏi is, would you, deadlox, and skydoesminecraft ever have a threesome?," I looked up at the camera and winked licking my lips, i bursted out laughing but still answer, "maybe."

If some stars were here i know i'd hear them scream endlessly.

Hours passed and i uploaded the video.

After i turned off my computer i heard a knock on the door.

"Coming!" I shouted grabbing my bag of things and my jacket.

I pulled open my door and there stood deadlox.

"Jason?" He asked.

"Hey Ty" I đã đưa ý kiến dumbfounded, he was hot i'm not gay, but i guess i'm not straight either.

Ty took my bag from my hand and walked off to his car.

"Let me just lock up" I đã đưa ý kiến loud enough he could hear me.

I spun around on the back of my heel and stuck the key in the lock and turned it, i took the key and check if it were locked, it was.

~Ty's POV~

I will admit, he was good looking, but im straight i'v liked boobs my entire life and always will.

Just the way he looked at me though..was something wrong with my hair, hoặc face?

"....Lock up" I heard him say.

He turned around and fiddled with the door nob, than came running to the car.

He was breathing hard.

"You excited for Pax?" I asked turning on the car looking over at him.

He looked at me confused, still breathing hard, but then nodded, "Yeah, alot!"

I looked back at the road.

"How did bạn decide to pick me up?" Jason asked still looking at me the way he had earlier.

"Well bạn told sky bạn didn't have a ride,so in a round of cops and robbers sky made a bet the who ever is out last had to pick bạn up, well the sneaky bastard sky broke dawn, ssundee, and jerome out while no one would let me out of the dead cell" I had to explain.

I could see Jason trying not to laugh, he did well holding his hand over his mouth.

Not to long after that he fell asleep in the car.

I stopped in front of the address i was được trao to go to after i picked up Jason.

"Jason wakey wakey" I laughed shaking him awake.

"Where are we?" He asked yawning.

"Adam's house" I said.

"Yay sky" Jason đã đưa ý kiến yawning again, causing me to yawn.

We got out and i knocked on the door.

Jason still looked tired, he looked hot tired.

"Wait..what am i saying? He looks hot? I'm straight not gay" I thought to myself.

"Hey guys" A girl with a familiar voice đã đưa ý kiến opening the door.

"Hey Dawn, can we come in?" I asked politely.

She nodded and stepped out of the way.

"Adam is finishing up on editing a video, i'll tell him you're here" Dawn said.

That left Jason and i alone again with my now mixed feelings, he was hot, but i was still straight.

"Hey" Adam đã đưa ý kiến walking out.

"Hey dude" Jason đã đưa ý kiến still a little tired.

"Woah what happened to you?" Adam asked sitting beside me on the couch.

"Fell asleep in the car" Jason đã đưa ý kiến dragging his fingers through his hair.

Adam looked at me.

"What?" I asked.

He looked away, "Anyway Jason i saw your video."

"Which one..?" He asked.

"The one bạn uploaded today" Adam đã đưa ý kiến holding back laughter.

"Oh" Jason said.

"I didn't see it" I đã đưa ý kiến lost.

"You don't want to" Jason đã đưa ý kiến looking at me quickly.

"Follow me!" Adam said.

I smiled at Jason mischievously and followed Adam.

I heard Jason moan and then appeared behind me at the end of the hallway.

Adam searched up the video.

Have fun Adam đã đưa ý kiến standing up from the chair he sat in.

I sat down.

"Where do i sit?" Jason asked looking around.

"Go sit in Ty's lap" Adam said.

I looked up at the mention of my name.

"He'll be in your lap" Adam đã đưa ý kiến grabbing Jason's shoulders and pushing in my lap.

"Aww so cute" Adam đã đưa ý kiến laughing.

The feel of Jason's warmth on my crotch only added to those mixed feelings.

~Jason's POV~

My cheeks were burning, my tim, trái tim racing, i was sat in Ty's lap as he watched the video all the way through.

"What the hell?" Ty laughed.

I shrugged wondering why i uploaded it at all.

Night came and i was tired.

"Where do we sleep?" I asked.

Dawn came into the living room with some pillows and one blanket.

"You share the floor" She đã đưa ý kiến pointing to the floor between the đi văng and the tv.

"We share a blanket?" Ty asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, me and Dawn do" Adam đã đưa ý kiến kissing his wife's forehead.

"Yeah but we're not married, and we're both dudes" I đã đưa ý kiến pointing between both me and Ty.

"Tough luck" Dawn laughed.

"Very funny" I đã đưa ý kiến sitting on the floor holding the blanket to my chest giving Ty the evil eye, he gave me the evil eye back.

Soon Ty and i gave up on the fact that there's no getting out of sleeping together, and we joked about it.

"You wanna spoon?" Ty joked pulling off his shirt.

"Nah, not if bạn sleep naked" I laughed.

He laughed and shook his head, "I sleep in my boxers."

"As do i" I đã đưa ý kiến throwing a cái gối, gối at Ty.

"Stay as far away as possible?" Ty asked picking up the pillow.

"Yep" I nodded getting under.

I lied on my side thinking about Ty, why did i find him so attractive? Am i bisexual? I must be.

I woke up from the tv blaring, it was Adam.

"Good you're awake, we're leaving soon" He đã đưa ý kiến turning off then.

Today was the ngày of Pax, i'm meeting Jerome and Husky, and a bunch of stars.

"Hurry slow poke" Ty đã đưa ý kiến drying off his hair.

"I thought it was Dawn in the shower" Adam đã đưa ý kiến looking akwardly at Ty.

"You thought wrong" Ty đã đưa ý kiến throwing his hair towel at me.

I stood up and grabbed some spare clothes from my bag.

I walked into the bathroom locking the door behind me.

My back was against the door as i slid down soon sitting on the floor.

"Do i...do i like Ty?" I asked myself quietly.

I shook my head and got undressed to step in the vòi hoa sen when i heard Adam and Ty talking.

"So bạn have ..... ........ for ....." I heard Adam say even though i couldn't hear all the words.

"Yeah . .... it's weird but ... ... and only ..." Ty said.

I heard Adam laugh.

"Shut up" Ty đã đưa ý kiến i think leaning on the door.

I turned off the water and stepped out grabbing my clothes and pulling them on quickly, i brushed through my hair.

I unlocked the door and pulled it open causing Ty to fall on his đít, mông, ass at my feet.

A một phút of silence passed between all of us, i stared down at Ty.

"Ouch" Ty đã đưa ý kiến causing Adam and i to laugh hysterically.

I apologized and helped him up.

We all piled into Ty's car, heading to Pax.

"Pax here we come!" I shouted laughing.

When we got to Pax we heard a familiar voice talking to another familiar voice.

"Is that fluffy...?" Adam asked.

"Hey Adam!" Fluffy's voice yelled.

Two people ran up to us.

"Jerome?" Ty asked.

"And the Canadian Mitch" Mitch said.

"Hey Jerome, Mitch" I said, they were both good looking too, but Ty still looked the best to me.

I pulled my camera out and starting filming, Ty did too.

That ngày i saw a lot of people but when that ngày came to an end it was pouring so we all decided to stay at the hotel across the road.

"That was a convenient placement" I đã đưa ý kiến freezing.

"Sure was" Jerome đã đưa ý kiến walking beside me.

I blew out and almost saw my breath.

"Not that cold" Ty đã đưa ý kiến catching up to us.

I shrugged being sure it was.

"You okay?" Ty asked eyeing me.

"It's freezing out" I đã đưa ý kiến looking at him.

"Don't bạn have a jacket?" He asked.

"I took it off at Adam's house and forgot it there" I explained myself.

Ty took off his áo khoác and handed it to me.

"Don't bạn think it's cold?" I asked stopping.

He stopped too, "You need it more."

It may have only been four words, but it had a big impact.

When we got to the hotel we dropped into the bar.

"So who's first time drinking is this?" Jerome asked ordering a beer.

"Me" I đã đưa ý kiến quietly hanging my head.

"Don't worry, everyone's been there" Jerome đã đưa ý kiến picking his bia up and taking a drink.

"If his first time he need's something not as...." Adam seemed to have forgotten.

"Something not as strong" Ty finished taking a drink of his own beer.

"Yeah" Dawn agreed.

"Or no alcohol at all" Mitch shrugged grabbing Jerome's bia as he was about to drink.

"Hey my beer! Get your own" Jerome đã đưa ý kiến tackling Mitch.

Jerome returned to his feet holding his bia in the air proudly, "I won the hunger games guys."

"Can't i just try a beer?" I asked feeling foolish.

"Do bạn really want to?" Ty asked.

I bit my lip and nodded.

Ty held his bia out to me and i grabbed it.

"Be careful, if bạn drink too much at one time bạn will get sick" Dawn warned.

I nodded and took a sip.

Ty gently took the bottle from me.

"You okay?" He asked me.

"Yeah,i am" I said.

But i wasn't, i passed out about a một phút later.

~Ty's POV~ -short i know sorry-

"Shit" Jerome đã đưa ý kiến looking away from his battle with Mitch.

"Who's going to take him home? We can't leave him like that!" Dawn said.

I handed Adam my beer.

"You're taking him to his room?" Adam asked.

"Apparently" I đã đưa ý kiến picking him up.

"Won't people look at you?" Adam asked.

"And think what? That i'm gay?" I asked.

Adam nodded.

"To be honest..i don't really care" I đã đưa ý kiến walking away.

I didn't care because i liked Jason.

I dropped Jason off in his bed, and returned to the bar.

~Jason's POV~

I woke up just phút before Ty came to the room, drunk.

"We're sharing a room?" I asked.

Ty nodded.

"I something wrong?" I asked noticing him being quiet.

He nodded.

"What's wrong" I asked walking up to him and putting the back of my hand to his forehead checking if he were sick.

"Are bạn sick?" I asked checking my forehead to.

Ty looked at me and shook his head.

"Please tell my Ty, you're my friend, i care about you" I pleaded him.

He wrapped his arms around my neck hugging me,his voice cracking as he spoke "Jason..i really like you."

"You like me how?" I asked feeling i already know.

He closed his eyes and breathed in deeply.

"I see" i đã đưa ý kiến looking at him biting my lower lip.

We stared into each others eyes, my knees beginning to grow weak.

I couldn't help myself anymore, i kissed him, and he kissed back.

"Is this what tình yêu feels like?" I thought to myself.

Ty moved his hands to the bottom of my shirt, pulling it upwards.

I pulled away from the Kiss so he could pull the áo sơ mi over my head.

I started pulling Ty's áo sơ mi up as well and after that we continued lip locking.

~Ty's POV~

I didn't know what i was doing, hoặc even why, but i liked it, just him looking at me is enough to my my tim, trái tim race, and now to be here with him knowing how this'll end i almost died of excitement.

I moved my hands from his upper back to the zipper of his pants.

Jason tried undoing my pants but seemed to having trouble.

"Need help?" I asked.

He looked up at me and nodded.

I undid my pants while he sat on the bed.

"Now come here" He demanded grinning devilishly.

He lay on his back on the bed, and i lay on hàng đầu, đầu trang of him.

While we kissed we both snuck a hand into the others boxers and to their crotch.

His touch, it felt absolutely amazing.

"God damn it..." Jason moaned.

"Limit?" I asked.

He nodded, "But..don't stop."

After almost and giờ hoặc two we both fell asleep naked in the bed.

Morning came and Jason wasn't in bed.

I got up, had a shower, did my hair and met up with everyone at Pax, everyone but Jason.

"Where's Jason" I asked.

"I don't know, but he told me he was confused about something, he didn't tell me what" Jerome told me.

"I'm going to find him" I said.

"You and Jason have been really..close lately" Adam pointed out.

I shrugged knowing exactly why.

I looked everywhere before going to the Minecraft part of Pax.

There he was on the floor with his head between his knees.

"Jason" I hugged him.

"Ty?!?" He asked shocked.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked.

"Last night, bạn were drunk and didn't mean it, i was sober and i did mean it Ty i tình yêu you" He told me tears in his eyes.

"Stand up" i told him.

He did as i said.

"I meant it too Jason" I confessed hugging him.

"You did?" He asked tears falling down his cheeks.

bởi that time we drew a crowd, a big one.

"I did" I đã đưa ý kiến kissing him in front of everyone even Jerome, Dawn, Mitch, Husky and Adam.

~Jason's POV~

(AFTER PAX)


"Hey stars im back here's a video of everything that happened" In my editing i put pictures of everything even one of Ty and i kissing.

"Now you're probably confused about the last picture well, Ty and I are dating!" I smiled.

"Hey guys" Ty laughing jumping onto the giường in camera view.
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DEMENTED POEMS

hoa hồng are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

hoa hồng are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

hoa hồng are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And hiển thị me your tits

hoa hồng make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And bạn tình yêu it up the shitter

hoa hồng are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

hoa hồng are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

hoa hồng are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

hoa hồng are shit
Violets are crap
hiển thị me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

hoa hồng are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And nuốt, nhạn it down

hoa hồng are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When bạn meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are bạn doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t bạn try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When bạn ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I found this hilarious bài viết on pcworld.com
Don't know who the tác giả is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's huy hiệu Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password" hoặc "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits tiếp theo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be thêm imaginative.

I will not bore my boss bởi with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some thêm excuses.

I will do less laundry and use thêm deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The hiển thị was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids hiển thị that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The hiển thị had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my yêu thích parts of the hiển thị was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did bạn get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A chim cánh cụt rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect. Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:

If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.

2 : If bạn overtake the last...
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a boy was asked bởi his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes trang chủ and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother các câu trả lời " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad các câu trả lời "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let bạn go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling bạn how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
Okay so if bạn live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The tiếp theo day, cut the balloons off and bạn got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when bạn can barely di chuyển as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, hoặc hell, all of bạn are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are bạn doing this time?” All two of bạn that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a năm cách đây on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with trích dẫn because any SMT những người hâm mộ will tell bạn that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that bạn may know, and the reason why bạn are đọc this bài viết right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to bình luận on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified bởi the fandom but have tổng thể massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom Queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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