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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so bạn don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured bởi the guards and saved bởi a goat. Seriously? A goat is thêm useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed bởi Frollo. So far she's been saved bởi Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, ngẫu nhiên towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved bởi a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids tình yêu a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the Disney gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when bạn can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well bạn can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused bởi him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other chó con got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah bạn all know that bạn can't have a damsel in distress danh sách without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked bởi the Mất tích boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at bạn would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The tiếp theo time was that she was attacked bởi the Những nàng tiên cá and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured bởi Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life hoặc the lives of her brothers hoặc friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five năm old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the Những nàng tiên cá I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess đào look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused bởi her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground bởi a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered bởi a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied bởi a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved bởi a chuột and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved bởi a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused bởi him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like Siêu nhân and Batman. He's been saved bởi pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the hiển thị and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven thêm pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a năm old, actually saved him. He even got saved bởi Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress thêm than any of the Disney princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked bởi a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured bởi frog hunters, he gets out thanks to cá đuối, ray and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured bởi the shadows, then captured bởi the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured bởi Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the Disney princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved bởi a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy fly. That's even worse than being saved bởi a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know bạn can't have a danh sách about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is thêm of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this danh sách they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the tình yêu interest and person who constantly has to be saved bởi the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the Siêu nhân hiển thị they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even đã đưa ý kiến to Siêu nhân "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing hoặc two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, thêm so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate hoặc dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is di chuyển and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once hoặc twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked nốt ruồi con chuột is actually thêm useful than him. He never saves the ngày and is as useful as a chanh with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. Người dơi should probably ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin sóc chuột, con sóc is thêm heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the ngày and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest Disney damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this danh sách look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all bạn have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few phút of the movie and is saved bởi a boy who was singing. That's right, all bạn have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that bạn just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her tình yêu interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up bởi tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even thêm of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her tình yêu interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
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Time for some fun... LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT bạn
1. Are bạn single?
Yeah.

2. Are bạn happy about that?
no

3. Are bạn bored?
YES

4. Are bạn sad?
Nah.

5. Are bạn Italian?
No...

6. Are bạn pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are bạn cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are bạn Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
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5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. yêu thích color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something bạn aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner hoặc later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what bạn really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, hoặc take her to dinner, also sometimes a card hoặc a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, bạn wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys tình yêu Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they Kiss bạn ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though bạn both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a cây and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
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Just đọc some of the Kẻ hủy diệt trích dẫn through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash ngày tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. bạn might get annoyed bởi it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Siêu nhân pajamas. Siêu nhân wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a tim, trái tim attack. His tim, trái tim isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first bạn don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids bởi their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if bạn are TRULY random, bạn shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever bạn may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases hoặc monologues hoặc pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Những người bạn hoặc logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if bạn got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and bạn can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and bởi brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in giường and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse đào was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", đào told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a Kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. giống cúc, daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have bạn watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash phim chiếu rạp like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume bạn are Chinese just because you're Asian, hoặc automatically assume bạn are Mexican just because bạn are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Những người bạn are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony người hâm mộ fiction. If bạn do not like talking ngựa that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, bạn will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started bởi a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new biểu tượng he created. This angered millions, and chẻ, phân chia, split the My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a danh sách like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also nghề viết văn taunting letters to police. If bạn heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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