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Dạ hội giả trang ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
tim, trái tim breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that bạn want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything bạn choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make bạn happy

Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

bạn can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot waiter
Cool skater
Trail blazer
Pose lazer
Naughty hoặc nice, what I really want to be

bạn wanna try on someone else
bạn might like seeing how it felt
Do bạn mind changing your disguise
If it makes me happy

Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation

Let’s go
Let’s go masquerading

We’ll make it fun
When it’s over and done
I still want you
To see the real me
No thêm disguises
Let true tình yêu decide
If we should be together

Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation

Let’s go
Let’s go masquerading

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These các bài viết are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would bạn wanna listen to âm nhạc from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better âm nhạc available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain bạn understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help bạn concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, bạn can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help bạn concentrate. If your friend shows bạn his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee thêm than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My tim, trái tim skips a beat
When bạn walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with bạn until the end

I give my tim, trái tim and my soul to you
To make bạn see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant bạn see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I tình yêu my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a năm and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In bạn I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...

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Sister Sledge We Are Family lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving tình yêu in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in bạn and the things bạn doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End

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Japanese cơm, gạo Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted cá hồi (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed cơm, gạo in a cơm, gạo bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the cơm, gạo won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed cơm, gạo on your hand and put your yêu thích filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled cá hồi on the rice. Push the filling into the cơm, gạo lightly. Hold the cơm, gạo between your palms. Form the cơm, gạo into a round, a triangle, hoặc a cylinder bởi pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the cơm, gạo ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. bọc the cơm, gạo ball with a strip of nori hoặc sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly bởi americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: bạn got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I tình yêu it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if bạn call right now we will also send bạn a what ever bạn call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 thêm dollers shiping and handleing! bạn GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever bạn call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever bạn call it have bạn credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL ngày BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST ngôi sao IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all bạn have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES bạn THE MOST bạn HAVE THE MOST người hâm mộ GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some phim chiếu rạp i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some âm nhạc i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some sách i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to danh sách all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound bạn get when bạn scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, bạn know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when bạn just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. cá fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, hoặc maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, hoặc maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal thêm hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would ngày Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never ngày a girl
I swear I'd still tình yêu men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When bạn watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Những người bạn over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest bài viết of my các bài viết

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok bạn go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door chuông, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will bạn give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry chó sói, sói

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really ngẫu nhiên stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, bạn have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” đã đưa ý kiến my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why bạn dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find thêm crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? bạn are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.

User: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and bạn are a robot.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. bạn are the robot here.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... bạn computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So bạn admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do bạn hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be trang chủ for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: bạn better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell bạn why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...