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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)

11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

14) I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

15) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

16) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

17) I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

18) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

19) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

20) [x] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (kinda, but not really)

21) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

22) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

23) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

24) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy screaming like a savage.

25) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

26) [x] I live in ALASKA so I MUST live in an igloo and have a pet penguin. (no... penguins live in Antarctica)

27) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.'

28) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

29) I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

30) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

31) [x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (no)

32) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

33) [x] I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a conceited whore. (no... slightly vain, but no)

34) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

35) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

36) [x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (no)

37) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

38) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

39) I FELL IN tình yêu WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

40) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

41) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (um, never happened)

42) [x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. (WTF?)

43) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

44) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (but I am).

45) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

46) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

47) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

48) [x] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (nope)

49) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

50) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(I am not)

51) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (no I'm not)

52) I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

53) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

54) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

55) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

56) I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

57) [x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (no, they're just my friends. Who says I can't hang out with my friends?)

58) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

59) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

60) I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

61) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (nuh-uh)

62) [x] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. (Kinda, but Hawai'i's history has a lot of strong warriors)

63) I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

64) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly hoặc crazy.

65) I'm BLACK, so I MUST tình yêu watermelon, kool-aid and fried chicken. (where does this come from?)

66) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

67) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

68) [x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (yeah... no)

69) I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

70) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

71) I have a lot of Những người bạn my age and older, so I MUST tình yêu to drink and party.

72) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

73) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

74) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not everyone)

75) I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

76) [x] I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (no)

77) [x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (no, we all have different talents)

78) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

79) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

80) [x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
(kinda)

81) My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I tình yêu Calvin and Hobbes)

82) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

83) [x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (no,

84) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.

85) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

86) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

87) I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (well, I've put on a fake moustache several times, it was fun! But no)

88) I draw anime so I MUST be a freak.

89) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

90) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

91) [x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (a little)

92) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

93) [x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No!)

94) I'm WELSH so I MUST tình yêu sheep.

95) [x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no)

96) [x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I know barely any Canadians with funny accents, and I don't have one myself)

97) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

98) [x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST tình yêu hockey and beavers. (not really my thing)

99) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

100) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

101) [x] I'm a TEENAGER, so my opinion MUST not matter. (my words deserve to be heard!)

102) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

103) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

104) I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

105) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney hoặc a posh accent, tình yêu trà and cricket, be stuck up and have bad teeth.

106) I'm a GINGER so I must have NO SOUL. (I dyed my hair reddish, and all my Những người bạn who are ginger are great people and have feelings!)

107) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (hardley)

108) [x] I don't like Yaoi hoặc YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (no, and I barely know who they are)

109) [x] I’m not the most được ưa chuộng person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (no, me and my Những người bạn are awesome!(

110) [x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a cây hugging hippie. (not a hippie exactly)

111) I have a người hâm mộ CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

112) [x] I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (nope)

113) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice em bé and drink the blood of virgins

114) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

115) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

116) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

117) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

118) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

119) [x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (no)

120) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG hoặc MISGUIDED.

121) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

122) [x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (not at all)

123) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

124) I tình yêu YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

125) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

126) [x] I like GAMES, anime and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (not really)

127) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

128) [x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (kinda pedantic, but not a bastard)

129) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

130) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

131) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

132) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

133) I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

134) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

135) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

136) I tình yêu marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

137) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

138) [x] I HATE RAP âm nhạc so I MUST not fit in. (sorry rap fans. But I fit in)

139) I di chuyển around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.

140) I call my Những người bạn WIFEY so I MUST be Lesbian.

141) [x] I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. (no)

142) I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.

143) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS so I must be gay myself. (quoth Daniel Radcliffe "You don't have to be gay, bạn just have to be human" Go Danny!)

144) I'm HOMELESS so I MUST be a dirty thief.

145) I have a major MENTAL DISORDER, so I MUST live in the asylum.

146) [x] I tình yêu mèo so I MUST grow up to be a crazy, lonely hoarder. (I don't plan to)

147) I chose being A MUSICIAN over college, so I MUST have my priorities mixed up.

148) I wear BAGGY PANTS so I MUST be part of a homicidal gang.

149) [x] I tình yêu learning about Greek and Egyptian mythology so I MUST not care about my own religion. (uh... no)

150) [x] I have light skin so I MUST be 100% WHITE. (only 3/8th actually)

151) I'm a MAN so I MUST be scared of commitment.

152) I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a perv/slut and care only about myself. (I want to be in a band, but I care about others and I'm not a perv hoặc slut.)

153) [x] I'm ITALIAN so I MUST be in the Mafia. (no!)

154) I'm GAY, so all I must think about is SEX.

155) [x] I tình yêu old rock bands, so I must be in tình yêu with a member who's 40 years older than me. (lkinda, but I know there's no chance. I tình yêu them though)

156) [x] I'm HAWAI'IAN so I MUST dance around a bonfire every night. (no, do bạn realize how much wood and fuel that would waste?)

157) I have an STD, so I MUST sleep with a lot of people.

158) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

159) [x] I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (nope)

160) [x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST hate mice and/or snakes. (I like snakes thêm than mice)

161) I'm a LIBRARIAN, so I MUST be a strict, ugly old woman who hates kids.

162) [x] I tình yêu hugs and kisses from all my Những người bạn so I must be bi, a slut, hoặc both. (nooooo............)

All these stereotypes are stupid and irrational. Again, I don't agree everyone in each category has these characteristics.
If bạn want to, bạn can post what bạn think hoặc what may be rue for bạn below. Yeah......
posted by j-bfan7
Edward pulled two tickets out of his áo, áo khoác pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, hoặc frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded thêm eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r những người hâm mộ of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Những người bạn and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long ngày of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill đã đưa ý kiến to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task bởi concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped hát and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in thêm 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut cỏ makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be thêm tiếp theo week.
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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, món ăn bơm xen, charlotte here.
Mom: How are bạn doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake tình yêu notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near bạn falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS hoặc If bạn find a áo sơ mi store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the thực phẩm court and go to a fast thực phẩm place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a bàn hát elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as bạn can "I tình yêu THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT ngày AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until bạn see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this bài viết to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, bạn did it. bạn FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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