This is your new language.
(This bài viết is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)
1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka"
3. Always talk about how bạn want to be "Miku-Chan"
when bạn get older.
4. On hàng đầu, đầu trang of that, always
5.If bạn have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like anime in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make người hâm mộ characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic anime weapon with bạn everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun kissing coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish"
15. Clog các diễn đàn like Gaia Online
16. Fangirl hoặc Fanboy obsessively. (This means thêm than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure bạn have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, hoặc any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U lấy trộm, đánh cắp MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like bạn live in Japan. (This is an important step!
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that bạn are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable anime features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that bạn are in that anime world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese thực phẩm and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates anime dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
leave the house except
if it it to get anime DVD's, pocky, hoặc other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese