ngẫu nhiên Article: 24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

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posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask bạn say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing áo sơ mi sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always bình luận on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait bạn run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing bạn did and said!

10.Anyways,if bạn like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't bạn do that to my hot dog?" bạn simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like Kiss them Kiss them Kiss THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted âm nhạc and sometimes tình yêu songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You hiển thị your stomach not boob showing,leg hiển thị no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm hiển thị no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, hoặc shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent diễn xuất but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K bạn IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK hoặc chó cái, bitch AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!

jason_stopjust and Stopstaring like this

Usui--takumi Well, I'm a pervert [male] myself XP

CheekyCheese Thats...extremely odd :|

Lulu_Kururugi Im not a pervert (Female).

missracoon I am already a perv :3!

BlindBandit92 I'm already a perv (male)

Heroine999 I'm a perv(female).

doremirocker I'm a pervert! :D (Female)

blackrose294 What is the point of this article.

Vialli L-A-M-E.

LikeHaGays Ha Gaaay xD

~Burn~

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The Schizophrenic House

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Puns

posted by Bluekait

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the chịu, gấu that was hit bởi an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They đã đưa ý kiến it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the nho khô for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

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Solo

posted by nmdis

"Solo"

You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until bạn give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think bạn could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

bạn sing to me
Too bad bạn couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't bạn stick to acting?

Here bạn go again...

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Piercing Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Piercing"

Living in fear
Is not what bạn had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

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Ice Cold's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

IceCold
She fell in tình yêu with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell bạn bởi the Greyhound
She can hiển thị bạn how to stay down
I can tell bạn 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my chó cái, bitch watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get bạn buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

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Beat Lyrics

posted by nmdis

BEAT

It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make bạn bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, bạn do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...

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A năm Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can bạn feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing bạn so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A ngày without bạn is like a năm without rain
I need bạn bởi my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A ngày without bạn is like a năm without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't bạn hear me calling?
My tim, trái tim is yearning
Like...

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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All ngày all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I tình yêu it, hate the way I tình yêu you
All ngày all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to hiển thị I tình yêu you, I got no regrets.
I tình yêu bạn much to, much to hide you, this tình yêu ain’t finished yet. This tình yêu ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

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The Warrior Princess and the Elven Prince

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Chapter One: Salvador

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the mirror of fate chapter one: the chosen lands

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June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the một giây Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

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posted by -SilverFey-

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Also, this story will be a little (well, thêm than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope bạn like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

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Schoolstuck: Chapter three

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Truth on Justin Bieber

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