ngẫu nhiên Article: ngôi sao Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

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ngôi sao Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, tình yêu a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking đít, mông, ass so happily
Supernova, bend bạn over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking bạn right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock bạn outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when bạn go against me,
bạn better recognize, leave bạn paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave bạn here to die,

bạn will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster hoa to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!

I'm on ngôi sao power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

I'm on ngôi sao power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!

Game over grandma!

Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the vàng at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.

Can bạn please hold while I write my tiếp theo album?
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let bạn count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill bạn b*tch like my name is Ed Gein

And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty f*cking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, bạn can try but you'll never be!

One bởi one you'll all leave the screen,
I'm going on a killing spree!
At the hàng đầu, đầu trang we will be,
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!

(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O.!

I'm on ngôi sao power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

I'm on ngôi sao power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!

Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star power!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but bạn can't beat me!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

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Japanese cơm, gạo Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted cá hồi (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed cơm, gạo in a cơm, gạo bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the cơm, gạo won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed cơm, gạo on your hand and put your yêu thích filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled cá hồi on the rice. Push the filling into the cơm, gạo lightly. Hold the cơm, gạo between your palms. Form the cơm, gạo into a round, a triangle, hoặc a cylinder bởi pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the cơm, gạo ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. bọc the cơm, gạo ball with a strip of nori hoặc sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly bởi americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: bạn got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I tình yêu it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if bạn call right now we will also send bạn a what ever bạn call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 thêm dollers shiping and handleing! bạn GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever bạn call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever bạn call it have bạn credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL ngày BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST ngôi sao IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all bạn have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES bạn THE MOST bạn HAVE THE MOST người hâm mộ GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some phim chiếu rạp i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some âm nhạc i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some sách i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to danh sách all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound bạn get when bạn scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, bạn know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when bạn just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. cá fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, hoặc maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, hoặc maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal thêm hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would ngày Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never ngày a girl
I swear I'd still tình yêu men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When bạn watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Những người bạn over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest bài viết of my các bài viết

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok bạn go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door chuông, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will bạn give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry chó sói, sói

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really ngẫu nhiên stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, bạn have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” đã đưa ý kiến my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why bạn dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find thêm crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? bạn are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.

User: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and bạn are a robot.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. bạn are the robot here.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... bạn computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So bạn admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do bạn hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be trang chủ for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: bạn better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell bạn why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Zodiac:Capricorn

posted by KitkatKaysa

Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired bởi their family and Những người bạn and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented bởi the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The một giây is the garden goat,...

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My Experience At A vịt đực, vịt đực, drake chuông, chuông, bell My First Ever Concert! Please bình luận

posted by selenagomezfan7

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The buổi hòa nhạc Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 giờ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There hát I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're ghế, chỗ ngồi Ooh K Then vịt đực, drake Sad bạn Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There vịt đực, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The những người hâm mộ những người hâm mộ Was hát Along Giving Him hoa Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For đọc And You're Comments

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's ngày together. Emily had cooked a stupid bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and they ate on a log bởi candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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13 thêm Things to Do at Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that bạn have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask các câu hỏi to a magic 8 ball and take the các câu trả lời seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when bạn find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when bạn see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ngẫu nhiên person!

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Here is a song (my favourite things)

posted by swarla

raindrops on hoa hồng and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

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This could be the end chapter 4 the cult

posted by Edwardlover93

Chapter 3 The cult

“What are bạn on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. bởi the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty đường phố, street the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...

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FAIRYTALES ARE REAL! sort of...

posted by justinfangrrl

Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, Kỳ lân and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking Kỳ lân are real???! Who đã đưa ý kiến they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...

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Stupid Things That Sassikassi Does (shes my twin)

posted by KitkatKaysa

Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws thực phẩm at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid các câu hỏi (ex: What do thư viện cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a ngày when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who bạn think she is