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Henry put the key in the keyhole and...A small picture.The picture moved,and grew bigger.
"What is it?"Sarah asked.
Alicia stepped in."Come on!"
"Alicia!Alicia!Come back."Sarah snapped at Alicia.
All Những người bạn were in the Door."What the heck?"Sarah asked,whispering."It looks like a war!"Alicia said.The Những người bạn stepped down.Their feet shuffling in the leaves."HALT!IDs!"A man said.He looked like a nutcracker."IDs!Now!"The man said."Here's a thư viện card."They all gave him a Blue card."Hm..Says you're a citizen of Oregon.Not Freestone.!No pass!"He said."Freestone!?"Sarah asked.They all stepped back.
"YES!YES!WE WON!FREESTONE SHALL NOT CARRY ON!"Someone said."NO!NO!WE WONT ALLOW IT!"A group said.Then one person from each group-Boy and girl-stepped out to talk."Oh!Look!"Alicia đã đưa ý kiến to the guard.He turned around and they all ran."HEY!HEY GET BACK HERE!"The guard demanded.They ran down the đồi núi, hill and the guard slipped and fell in the mud.They could see the people talking."HA HA!BEAT THAT!WE WON!"The left side said."NO!FREESTONE LIVES ON!"The right side said."NOT ANYMORE!"The left side said,Teasing.A teenage girl came up to us."Hey.Come with me."She whispered.Running away from the guard.They ran with her.Henry had a goofy look on his face.The girl took us to a hut."You new here?"She asked."Uh...uh yeah."Sarah said."I'm Maybelle."The girl said."I'm Sarah,that's Alicia,And this is Henry."Sarah said."Okay,well tell Henry to wipe the look off his face."She demanded.Alicia grabbed a rock and threw it at his knee.
"OW!WHAT THE HE-"
"Shh!Do bạn want them to hear us!"Maybelle interrupted."Follow me."She led us to a library...
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posted by surbhi-sm10
A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is thêm time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh thêm to hide the unspoken sadness

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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color thực phẩm dye that u want ( u can mix màu sắc if u want)

tiếp theo mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as bạn can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, Những người bạn anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
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posted by Hot_n_cold
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The Game (noun) - Something bạn just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to hiển thị how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having an toàn, két an toàn sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason bạn passed your French...
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- I decided to hủy bỏ my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have bạn ever had a fly hoặc small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes....
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posted by KatelynBrown
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT bởi SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as bạn read... Be sure bạn don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that bạn would like to have Sô cô la (try for thêm than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number bởi 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it bởi 50. I’ll wait while bạn get the calculator ...

5. If bạn have already had your birthday this năm (2013) add 1763 *; If bạn haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit năm that bạn were born ...

bạn should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times bạn want to have Sô cô la each week) ...

The tiếp theo two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If bạn don't believe, check this website:
link

Thanks!


Your demigodishness,
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like màu sắc on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. bạn will spend the ngày assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the phim chiếu rạp because bạn have to see the full danh sách of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb hoặc without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...
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posted by 90sfan
One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's Những người bạn said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's Những người bạn who was supposed to hiển thị up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her ngôi sao powers,though,and...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of nghề viết văn some of their own six-word stories after đọc some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. hủy bỏ the cánh diều fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The con voi ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," đã đưa ý kiến Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...
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posted by galou_2010
found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes....
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