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posted by hetaliaitaly
darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a núi lửa flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
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Source: icanhascheezburger
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added by Mallory101
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If bạn can read English, bạn can cook. For Instance. Basic bánh mỳ, bánh mì stuffing, melt one third cup of bơ in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick bơ on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How bạn guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't bạn wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = bạn got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new đàn ghi ta, guitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
bánh mỳ, bánh mì IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bánh mỳ, bánh mì indicates that

1. thêm than 98 percent of convicted felons are bánh mỳ, bánh mì users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bánh mỳ, bánh mì was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. thêm than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO bạn did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told bạn not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a một giây ago. well tell me what bạn think!I am planing on making thêm short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantaisie Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for thảo luận team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while đọc this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where bạn could be turned down from a job because bạn were black and your employer was a white man, a world where bạn can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which bạn cannot marry the tình yêu of your life because bạn two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is đã đưa ý kiến to be a free country, one with civility. bạn would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school hoặc any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô ball

12. A hát bóng rổ (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a thêm suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if bạn can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did bạn hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers bạn can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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Source: Tumblr
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Source: I made it ;]
posted by blossomyumyum
bạn held it all in
I should’ve put the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy out
bạn were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
bạn bled but no one heard
bạn were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what bạn wanted it to be

bạn were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
added by GroovyAhma2010
Source: Fresh TV
bạn guys having a good time?






I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one thêm week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 phút to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Mất tích my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại xD jk I dont.


Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^






Have some of my breathtaking nhiếp ảnh shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the biểu tượng contest when I have free time soon.
 Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
 Rain 😎
Rain 😎
 Những người bạn of fanpop are with me on mountain hàng đầu, đầu trang XD
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a cây XD
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
 New look XD
New look XD
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80s sex Ed
video
virginity
cool
80s
sex-ed
clip
meme
ngẫu nhiên
added by Blaze1213IsBack


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with cầu vồng Dash, and we were going to di chuyển into a very nice house bởi a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the thân cây of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
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