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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed bởi the state.

chó must have a permit signed bởi the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three hoặc thêm on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm động vật in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at chó may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable bởi one năm in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

hình xăm are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. hình xăm are now legal in Oklahoma!)

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before bạn are married.

cá may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

no eating while driving.
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Skeeter:Faith,Everyone knows you're a maid,but,do they know the real you?
Faith:No ma'am
Skeeter:Exactly!So I wanna write about maids!Do bạn think bạn could help me?
Faith:Well...I don't know...Yes.
Skeeter:THANK YOU!!!When do bạn want to start?
Faith:Tomorrow at five...See bạn then Ms. Skeeter.
I ran trang chủ as fast as I could...Only to find out that it was time for bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and Maybelle and her family were there.
Skeeter:So mom...I got my subject for my book today!
Jenna:Oh?Who?
Skeeter:Faith,the maid
Maybelle:(laughs)Oh honey,The only truth you'll get outta her is that she is a lonely slob!
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