1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.
2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3.Every time bạn turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
4.Go up to the manager and tell him hoặc her that you've Mất tích your mommy.
5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.
7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he hoặc she has anything for body lice.
8.After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, "My buns are squishy!"
9.While arguing with an invisible friend, bạn proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10.Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11.Ask the deli clerk how much potato rau xà lách, salad it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12.Fake cell phone conversation: "Doctor, I couldn't possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!"
13.Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14.Tell the checkout cashier that bạn have to hurry, hoặc your spaceship will leave without you.
15.Tell the checkout bagger that bạn knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16.Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17.On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help bạn clean the snow from your car.
18.Tell a customer that you're from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19.Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red "A".
20.Ask a clerk if bạn can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21.Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22.Tell one of the lobsters that you've brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23.Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, "Boo!"
24.Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25.When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26.Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette - and get great satisfaction from it.
27.Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28.Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with bạn and activate it every couple of minutes.
29.Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake - he was just in your pocket a một phút ago.
30.While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book - be sure to turn the pages.
31.Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of cracker would go best with it.
32.Shout out, "OK, who squeezed my melons?!"
33.If bạn see someone offering samples, keep circling like a cá mập and snatch snacks at each pass.
34.Invite other customers to tham gia bạn in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35.Go up to a dead cá on ice, sob and say, "We were supposed to be married on Saturday!"
36.In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, "Food fight!"
37.Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38.Squirm around a lot and shout, "Quick - where's the hemorrhoid cream?"
39.Pick up bananas at random; act as though you're on the phone and say, "Sorry, wrong number!"
40.Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, "I thought I told bạn to wait in the car!"
41.Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how bạn get the flea to hold still so that bạn can put it on him.
42.Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43.Every time bạn pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44.Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45.As bạn pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, "You're out of your head!"
46.Pick up a jar of pickled pig's feet and - in a distraught voice - say, "Oh, no! It's Babe!"
47.As bạn pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48.Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for bữa tối, bữa ăn tối as bạn go through the store.
49.Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they're all getting bruised.
50.Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
If anyone becomes seriously concerned about your mischievous behavior hoặc sincerely complains, assure them that you're simply doing a study on human reactions and thank them for being a good sport.This will usually defuse a potentially sensitive situation and get people giggling a bit.Whatever bạn do, just remember not to seriously vượt qua, cross any boundaries, hoặc bạn might find yourself in a predicament.
2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3.Every time bạn turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
4.Go up to the manager and tell him hoặc her that you've Mất tích your mommy.
5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.
7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he hoặc she has anything for body lice.
8.After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, "My buns are squishy!"
9.While arguing with an invisible friend, bạn proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10.Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11.Ask the deli clerk how much potato rau xà lách, salad it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12.Fake cell phone conversation: "Doctor, I couldn't possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!"
13.Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14.Tell the checkout cashier that bạn have to hurry, hoặc your spaceship will leave without you.
15.Tell the checkout bagger that bạn knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16.Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17.On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help bạn clean the snow from your car.
18.Tell a customer that you're from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19.Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red "A".
20.Ask a clerk if bạn can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21.Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22.Tell one of the lobsters that you've brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23.Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, "Boo!"
24.Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25.When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26.Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette - and get great satisfaction from it.
27.Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28.Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with bạn and activate it every couple of minutes.
29.Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake - he was just in your pocket a một phút ago.
30.While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book - be sure to turn the pages.
31.Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of cracker would go best with it.
32.Shout out, "OK, who squeezed my melons?!"
33.If bạn see someone offering samples, keep circling like a cá mập and snatch snacks at each pass.
34.Invite other customers to tham gia bạn in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35.Go up to a dead cá on ice, sob and say, "We were supposed to be married on Saturday!"
36.In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, "Food fight!"
37.Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38.Squirm around a lot and shout, "Quick - where's the hemorrhoid cream?"
39.Pick up bananas at random; act as though you're on the phone and say, "Sorry, wrong number!"
40.Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, "I thought I told bạn to wait in the car!"
41.Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how bạn get the flea to hold still so that bạn can put it on him.
42.Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43.Every time bạn pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44.Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45.As bạn pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, "You're out of your head!"
46.Pick up a jar of pickled pig's feet and - in a distraught voice - say, "Oh, no! It's Babe!"
47.As bạn pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48.Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for bữa tối, bữa ăn tối as bạn go through the store.
49.Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they're all getting bruised.
50.Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
If anyone becomes seriously concerned about your mischievous behavior hoặc sincerely complains, assure them that you're simply doing a study on human reactions and thank them for being a good sport.This will usually defuse a potentially sensitive situation and get people giggling a bit.Whatever bạn do, just remember not to seriously vượt qua, cross any boundaries, hoặc bạn might find yourself in a predicament.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see bạn again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I đã đưa ý kiến YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do bạn mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the hiển thị today! BYE! I HOPE bạn ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy chịu, gấu and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. bạn hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as bạn can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say bạn were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ngẫu nhiên person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive bạn cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ngẫu nhiên girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If bạn are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If bạn are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz hoặc dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy chịu, gấu and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. bạn hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as bạn can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say bạn were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ngẫu nhiên person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive bạn cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ngẫu nhiên girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If bạn are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If bạn are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz hoặc dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the tiếp theo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told bạn I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell bạn again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can bạn tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the tiếp theo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told bạn I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell bạn again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can bạn tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because bạn tình yêu someone else doesn't mean bạn have to break one thêm heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how bạn look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, bạn can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if bạn dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who bạn want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when bạn can enjoy being who bạn are.
-Alana
if bạn let yourself down, bạn let everyone behind bạn down.
-Alana
your first tình yêu will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because bạn tình yêu someone else doesn't mean bạn have to break one thêm heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how bạn look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, bạn can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if bạn dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who bạn want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when bạn can enjoy being who bạn are.
-Alana
if bạn let yourself down, bạn let everyone behind bạn down.
-Alana
your first tình yêu will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana