"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, đã đưa ý kiến as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry âm nhạc videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time yêu thích fast thực phẩm restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out hoặc dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a chẻ, phân chia, split second.
A giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that bạn got a $10 gift card to the best fast thực phẩm place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have bạn ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. bạn go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created bởi thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter đã đưa ý kiến in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of cà chua soup, and two double thịt băm có lẫn phô mai, cheeseburger, phô mai kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do bạn mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, hoặc soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He đã đưa ý kiến in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are bạn saying that bạn aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No cà chua soup, hoặc waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did bạn hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a pizza, bánh pizza with my friend, then he lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.
After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red minivan and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the minivan drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to hiển thị that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do bạn like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the tiếp theo window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up bởi the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe bạn actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time yêu thích fast thực phẩm restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out hoặc dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a chẻ, phân chia, split second.
A giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that bạn got a $10 gift card to the best fast thực phẩm place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have bạn ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. bạn go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created bởi thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter đã đưa ý kiến in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of cà chua soup, and two double thịt băm có lẫn phô mai, cheeseburger, phô mai kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do bạn mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, hoặc soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He đã đưa ý kiến in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are bạn saying that bạn aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No cà chua soup, hoặc waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did bạn hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a pizza, bánh pizza with my friend, then he lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.
After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red minivan and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the minivan drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to hiển thị that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do bạn like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the tiếp theo window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up bởi the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe bạn actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
DEMENTED POEMS
hoa hồng are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
hoa hồng are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
hoa hồng are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And hiển thị me your tits
hoa hồng make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And bạn tình yêu it up the shitter
hoa hồng are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
hoa hồng are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
hoa hồng are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
hoa hồng are shit
Violets are crap
hiển thị me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
hoa hồng are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And nuốt, nhạn it down
hoa hồng are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
hoa hồng are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
hoa hồng are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
hoa hồng are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And hiển thị me your tits
hoa hồng make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And bạn tình yêu it up the shitter
hoa hồng are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
hoa hồng are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
hoa hồng are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
hoa hồng are shit
Violets are crap
hiển thị me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
hoa hồng are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And nuốt, nhạn it down
hoa hồng are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let bạn go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling bạn how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let bạn go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling bạn how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End