50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at bạn say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO lấy trộm, đánh cắp MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! bạn want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" bởi Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching bạn say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, hoặc the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
10) Push all of the buttons.
11) Stand there patiently. Haha! I kid. What I meant was scream "Were all gonna die!" when the elavator stops at a floor.
12) Start doing the disco.
13)Try to sell paper clips stuffed inside your jaket.
14) Jump up and down.
15) Run into the walls.
16)Yell your A B C's, messing up every so often, and reppetivly saying the letter Y when bạn reach it.
17)Squirt people with a water gun full of mustard.
18)Clean everything in sight.
19) Open up your cell and say," Dammit! The police are comin? Crap! Stay calm, i'll be right out! Get the car ready!"
20) Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô at people.
21)Say "What? Oh No, the voices are back. What did bạn say? Theyre coming for me?! The Martians are ccoming for me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
22)Scream.
23)Drop to the floor and scream, "Oh Elavator floor! How ive missed you!"
24) Sing the Sponge Bob theme song.
25)Start saying swear words at a rapid pace.
26) Be all quiet and calm and then shout "Ha, Life! I beat you!"
27) Point at the ceiling and say in a mesmerized voice "Pretty windchimes!"
28) Shout, "I am the Sith Lord and I shall electrocute bạn all with my fists!!"
29)Start diễn xuất like a monkey.
30) Look at someone and when they look at bạn say, "That wasnt very scientific."
31)Breakdance!
32) Spin around in circles.
33) Say, "Allright, the games over. Who the hell lấy trộm, đánh cắp my pineapple?"
34) Sing the McDonalds jingle.
35) Dress up like Santa and say "Ho ho ho! Im gonna eat bạn little kids this year! Ho ho ho!"
36) Sing Dont Stop Beliving and interpretive dance.
37) Halfway through fling yourself against the tường and stay there for as long as bạn dare.
38) Go up to ngẫu nhiên people and shout "Do bạn wanna see my pet?!" and hold up a string.
39) Pretend to pass out and when they start to freak out jump up and sing Jingle Bells.
40)Find a friend and have them covered in ketchup, drag them in an elavator, and tell everyone in a maniacle voice bạn killed him/her, and then have your friend jump up and scream.
41) Yell, "No! It cant be!"
42)Sing an annoying song that will get stuck in everyone's heads.
43) Name all of the planets.
44) Speak in words no one understands, such as... "DGKJNHRGKJNERJGNRTJNTRKJNBHRJN!"
45) Take a flashlight and shine it in people's eyes.
46) Get a handful of baby powder and throw it in people's faces.
47)Bark like a dog.
48) Pretend to be a robot.
49) Get down on all fours and meow and run into walls.
50) Make wierd ngẫu nhiên facial expressions.
(coming soon: 50 ways to get assasinated)
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at bạn say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO lấy trộm, đánh cắp MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! bạn want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" bởi Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching bạn say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, hoặc the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
10) Push all of the buttons.
11) Stand there patiently. Haha! I kid. What I meant was scream "Were all gonna die!" when the elavator stops at a floor.
12) Start doing the disco.
13)Try to sell paper clips stuffed inside your jaket.
14) Jump up and down.
15) Run into the walls.
16)Yell your A B C's, messing up every so often, and reppetivly saying the letter Y when bạn reach it.
17)Squirt people with a water gun full of mustard.
18)Clean everything in sight.
19) Open up your cell and say," Dammit! The police are comin? Crap! Stay calm, i'll be right out! Get the car ready!"
20) Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô at people.
21)Say "What? Oh No, the voices are back. What did bạn say? Theyre coming for me?! The Martians are ccoming for me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
22)Scream.
23)Drop to the floor and scream, "Oh Elavator floor! How ive missed you!"
24) Sing the Sponge Bob theme song.
25)Start saying swear words at a rapid pace.
26) Be all quiet and calm and then shout "Ha, Life! I beat you!"
27) Point at the ceiling and say in a mesmerized voice "Pretty windchimes!"
28) Shout, "I am the Sith Lord and I shall electrocute bạn all with my fists!!"
29)Start diễn xuất like a monkey.
30) Look at someone and when they look at bạn say, "That wasnt very scientific."
31)Breakdance!
32) Spin around in circles.
33) Say, "Allright, the games over. Who the hell lấy trộm, đánh cắp my pineapple?"
34) Sing the McDonalds jingle.
35) Dress up like Santa and say "Ho ho ho! Im gonna eat bạn little kids this year! Ho ho ho!"
36) Sing Dont Stop Beliving and interpretive dance.
37) Halfway through fling yourself against the tường and stay there for as long as bạn dare.
38) Go up to ngẫu nhiên people and shout "Do bạn wanna see my pet?!" and hold up a string.
39) Pretend to pass out and when they start to freak out jump up and sing Jingle Bells.
40)Find a friend and have them covered in ketchup, drag them in an elavator, and tell everyone in a maniacle voice bạn killed him/her, and then have your friend jump up and scream.
41) Yell, "No! It cant be!"
42)Sing an annoying song that will get stuck in everyone's heads.
43) Name all of the planets.
44) Speak in words no one understands, such as... "DGKJNHRGKJNERJGNRTJNTRKJNBHRJN!"
45) Take a flashlight and shine it in people's eyes.
46) Get a handful of baby powder and throw it in people's faces.
47)Bark like a dog.
48) Pretend to be a robot.
49) Get down on all fours and meow and run into walls.
50) Make wierd ngẫu nhiên facial expressions.
(coming soon: 50 ways to get assasinated)
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written bởi XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes trang chủ drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat tiếp theo to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of bạn won't re-post this.
bạn never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If bạn deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny bạn in front of his Father.
Dad comes trang chủ drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat tiếp theo to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of bạn won't re-post this.
bạn never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If bạn deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny bạn in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed bởi this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved bởi the twisted turns of the darkness. động vật will be turned thêm scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot Kỳ lân will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and tham gia me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car phía trước, chuyển tiếp saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If bạn are hung like a horse, bạn don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
