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1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like bạn know what you're talking about when bạn don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so bạn can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When bạn screw up, don't blame your fault on us.
8. Don't be rude to our side of the family. Ever.
9. Don't give yourself special privilges.
10. Don't hide anything from us.
11. Don't tell us lies.
12. Don't make stupid decisions.
13. When we act mean hoặc hissy, don't get us even thêm angry bởi diễn xuất like a jerk. We're girls. bạn don't understand what we go through.
14. Don't be immature.
15. DON'T CHEAT ON US!!!
16. Don't ever say, "Go make me a sandwich!" hoặc something along those lines... We're not your damn maids!!!
17. Don't tell us to clean up after your messes.
18. Don't be lazy.
19. Don't abuse us!!! We're not animals!!! We're your equal!!! I can't express that enough.
20. Don't ignore us.
21. Don't run away if we ever get into an argument. It's always better to sort things out.
22. Don't hold grudges if we try apologizing for something we did wrong.
23. Don't make us worry bởi staying out all night and not coming trang chủ until later.
24. Don't forget to compliment us when we put on a cute outfit and spice up our look. It pisses us off when we spend all that time getting ready to not get a compliment from you.
25. When bạn know we're right, don't act like bạn know you're right. When you're wrong, it's better to admit it.
26. Don't treat us badly in front of Những người bạn just to hiển thị your manly-hood. Again, we're your EQUAL.
27. Don't cop a joke on us and embarrass us. It's NOT funny! Especially when we're surrounded bởi strangers hoặc friends.
28. If we ask a câu hỏi like, "Do I look fat in this dress?" Don't tell us a lie to save our feelings. Tell us the truth. But do it in a nice way. Not a mean way. This will hiển thị us that you're honest.
29. Don't forget to tell us bạn tình yêu us!
30. Don't act like we're nothing.
31. Don't act like we're just somebody in your life to cook for bạn and provide bạn with sexual pleasure.
32. Don't make us do something we don't want to do.
33. Don't threaten us.
34. Don't put pressure on us.
35. Don't make us do everything to maintain a good relationship.
36. Don't cast rude các bình luận on us when we're crying.
37. Don't say that another girl is hot hoặc beautiful in front of us. bạn wanna get slapped?!
38. Don't laugh at us when we do something wrong, screw something up, hoặc embarrass ourselves.
39. Don't push us in pools!!! ESPECIALLY when we have make up on!!
40. Don't treat us unfairly.

I hope this gets through to bạn boys that need to hear this advice! =]
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite ngày last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this năm because after making a phiếu bầu about whether hoặc not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite ngày on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this ngày was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the ngày than feel free to contact me.
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Note: Nữ hoàng băng giá is owned bởi Disney, not me. I hope that bạn have fun đọc and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and Queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do bạn miss swimming?"

Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "Well I guess I do."

Anna đã đưa ý kiến "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "Problem?"

Anna đã đưa ý kiến "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna đã đưa ý kiến "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a ngày off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make bạn wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...
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So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One ngày I got to thinking about where my các sở thích might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France hoặc Italy hoặc possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as thêm of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a thêm passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...
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Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a thùng from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops tiếp theo to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help bạn unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three thêm crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...
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Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm nghề viết văn this bài viết in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...
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