ngẫu nhiên Article: 40 Things Boys Should NEVER do in a Relationship

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40 Things Boys Should NEVER do in a Relationship

posted by jayjay4life

1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like bạn know what you're talking about when bạn don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so bạn can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When bạn screw up, don't blame your fault on us.
8. Don't be rude to our side of the family. Ever.
9. Don't give yourself special privilges.
10. Don't hide anything from us.
11. Don't tell us lies.
12. Don't make stupid decisions.
13. When we act mean hoặc hissy, don't get us even thêm angry bởi diễn xuất like a jerk. We're girls. bạn don't understand what we go through.
14. Don't be immature.
15. DON'T CHEAT ON US!!!
16. Don't ever say, "Go make me a sandwich!" hoặc something along those lines... We're not your damn maids!!!
17. Don't tell us to clean up after your messes.
18. Don't be lazy.
19. Don't abuse us!!! We're not animals!!! We're your equal!!! I can't express that enough.
20. Don't ignore us.
21. Don't run away if we ever get into an argument. It's always better to sort things out.
22. Don't hold grudges if we try apologizing for something we did wrong.
23. Don't make us worry bởi staying out all night and not coming trang chủ until later.
24. Don't forget to compliment us when we put on a cute outfit and spice up our look. It pisses us off when we spend all that time getting ready to not get a compliment from you.
25. When bạn know we're right, don't act like bạn know you're right. When you're wrong, it's better to admit it.
26. Don't treat us badly in front of Những người bạn just to hiển thị your manly-hood. Again, we're your EQUAL.
27. Don't cop a joke on us and embarrass us. It's NOT funny! Especially when we're surrounded bởi strangers hoặc friends.
28. If we ask a câu hỏi like, "Do I look fat in this dress?" Don't tell us a lie to save our feelings. Tell us the truth. But do it in a nice way. Not a mean way. This will hiển thị us that you're honest.
29. Don't forget to tell us bạn tình yêu us!
30. Don't act like we're nothing.
31. Don't act like we're just somebody in your life to cook for bạn and provide bạn with sexual pleasure.
32. Don't make us do something we don't want to do.
33. Don't threaten us.
34. Don't put pressure on us.
35. Don't make us do everything to maintain a good relationship.
36. Don't cast rude các bình luận on us when we're crying.
37. Don't say that another girl is hot hoặc beautiful in front of us. bạn wanna get slapped?!
38. Don't laugh at us when we do something wrong, screw something up, hoặc embarrass ourselves.
39. Don't push us in pools!!! ESPECIALLY when we have make up on!!
40. Don't treat us unfairly.

I hope this gets through to bạn boys that need to hear this advice! =]

hyunakada33, deathding and 15 others like this

wolfgirl985 So true

RealBenTennyson Isn't it all true the other way?

taylorl4101 my x bf on here did every thing on there

Dizzo O_O Message received. xD

BlindBandit92 this article goes both ways. Not just guys but girls too. Girls shouldnt do some of that stuff either. And you're right relationships would be equal.

jayjay4life Yes, you're right. Most of those things could go both ways. However, it's mostly boys that violate those conditions. You're boys. You just don't understand, and that's perfectly fine. Still, we have to both try and comply to these rules. Anyway, by you saying a defensive remark, I can infer that you gained no knowledge from this article. Except for you, Dizzo :]

BlindBandit92 I already knew this knowledge. I know girls very well. Because I have a sis and mother. and many female friends. more females than males. I wasnt trying to say a defensive remark. I was simply making a point.

BlindBandit92 I was agreeing with you. Just adding something else too. And actually I know many girls that are jerks too. and question shouldnt those rules differ for everyone?

jayjay4life Alrighty then. And, answer to your question, no, they don't differ for everyone. Anyway, like I said before.. Yes, girls and boys can both be bitches. HOWEVER, that is not the topic of this article so why don't you just think before you speak? :] This wasn't directed towards girls. It was directed to boys, and if you don't like it.. Haha too bad =]

PrincessBla you tell him jayy xDDD he's probably just upset cuz he's more attached to his feminine side so he had to say somethin

xxAjulietxx My best friend's boyfriend really needs this list.

MizzMakayla Boys should know this anyways.. but yet some of them do most of these things.

EmzLovesCheryl @xxAjulietxx - same. I don't understand why she's still with him. :L

jamahl17 well, gd stuff to k for stupid guys but i already knew most of that....so it would really be ok if i told her about looking fat in dress? I thought i should comfort her :s

admyank What a shitty article. "You're the guy..." so that means this was written by a passive aggressive woman. Everything is equal - it sure the hell isn't. I don't see my wife out there fixing the car. And she sure the hell don't do housework. Additionally, 90% of the women do this shit and wonder how come after 5 years of marriage - we prefer to be alone and self-sufficient. And a Maid don't make a sammich - it's the fucking butler.

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ngẫu nhiên FACTS that will leave bạn (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A con chuột survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for chó are sold in Tokyo

6. A cá heo sleeps with one eye open

7. A cá sấu can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast âm nhạc makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs thêm than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 ngẫu nhiên ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just ngẫu nhiên ways to eat my yêu thích cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with dâu, dâu tây milk
5. frozen
6. Nữ hoàng băng giá with milk
7. Nữ hoàng băng giá with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Nữ hoàng băng giá yogurt
11. in Nữ hoàng băng giá yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
14. Nữ hoàng băng giá with đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
15. Nữ hoàng băng giá with 7up
16. with đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and 7up
17. with quả anh đào, anh đào 7up
18. Nữ hoàng băng giá with quả anh đào, anh đào 7up
19. Nữ hoàng băng giá with đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and quả anh đào, anh đào 7up
20. bởi itself

If bạn try any of these and like it, please write a bình luận and tell me which one(s) bạn tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A chanh

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if bạn think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A chanh is lying on the hàng đầu, đầu trang step, and bạn are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. giây later bạn land on your ass, and tiếp theo bạn are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A chanh is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the chanh that was created bởi your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the chanh into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if bạn ever, one ngày decide to call me that. If bạn think I'm insane, run away, because bạn are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too bạn a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. bạn think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey ngẫu nhiên and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Những người bạn riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ngựa con, ngựa, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red cáo, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when bạn sneeze because when bạn sneeze, your tim, trái tim stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only động vật that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders thêm than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical ngựa with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the âm nhạc store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos hoặc rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the pizza, bánh pizza, bánh pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like bạn know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza, bánh pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.
Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got thêm "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A năm has passed by, and Don is chosen bởi the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet with a cashew. Instead, Don...