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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the chuông, bell (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend

7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
bạn know how it is
I hate this, bạn hate this
My sister is bởi my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't bạn know it

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

[Chorus]

Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today

Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end

M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front ghế, chỗ ngồi (In the front seat)
In the back ghế, chỗ ngồi (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing bởi is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five phút late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all

[Chorus x2]
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which tháng do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From con cừu, cừu and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) con sóc, sóc fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the ngôi vua, ngai vàng in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
posted by Zachary124
listen guys bạn all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I đã đưa ý kiến horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a một giây chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if bạn don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten bạn hoặc go after bạn if bạn don't don't worry

but if bạn do forgive me bạn wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't báo cáo me please just read the bài viết and don't báo cáo me I wont be mean ever again

if bạn guys forgive me awesome if bạn don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if bạn don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw thêm bros.

After talking to some thêm những người hâm mộ i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I đã đưa ý kiến poking the mouth of the mask....
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never đã đưa ý kiến bạn NEED a nose job. I just đã đưa ý kiến it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could bạn excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have được trao someone like bạn a một giây look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I ngày just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered bởi our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 giây (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call bạn forth.
Hoping bạn are well,
SARCASM

Please sign your name below.
posted by cloudstrifefan
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's âm nhạc teacher once đã đưa ý kiến of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school bóng rổ team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a tháng and dropped out forever.
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This is in response to the question: 'What's your religion?' and I put it into an bài viết because it was too big to fit inside the answer box.

So, this is basic Thiên chúa giáo for @SilverFey.

There is only one God. God is a Trinity (translation: three in one, like a three-leaf clover): God the Father, God the Son (who is Jesus) and God the Holy Spirit.
God made everything and is all knowing, all powerful, eternal, love, the King of kings, holy (perfect) and immutable (doesn't change. Ever.)
Jesus is God. Jesus became a man. A human, just like us. Jesus was (and is) sinless. Jesus is the only way...
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