WHAT KIND OF DRUNK WOULD bạn BE???

bạn know it was kinda wierd because today i brought up the câu hỏi of what kinda drunk bạn would be and i wanna share it with bạn guys...everyone đã đưa ý kiến i would be the drunk who cant stop laughing lolz....so true ok your options:
1)THE MEAN DRUNK(this drunk isnt normal mean as a a non drunk but this is the drunk that breaks things and beats up on people)
2) THE FUNNY DRUNK( this drunk is cracking jokes from left to right lolz)
3) THE QUIET DRUNK(yah this drunk just a sits there and doesnt do anything hoặc say anything....then tiếp theo thing bạn know..KERRR-PLUNK!!! they've passed out lolz)
4) THE LOUD DRUNK (this drunk isnt mean and doesnt hurt anybody..they just yell everything they say lolz)
5) THE KANT-STOP-LAUGHING DRUNK( lolz hahahahahahahahaha omgomg i cant stop laughing lmao haha yah see i told bạn im the laughing drunk lmao yah anyzay this drunk laughs and laughs lolz)
6)THE FLIRTY DRUNK (umm normally if bạn werent drunk bạn wouldnt be able to find it in bạn to flirt with that hot dude/babe down the bar..but lookey here bạn just leaning all over that person like crazy!!)
7) THE SICK DRUNK (you dranked too much and bạn cant be found except in the bar's bathroom upchuckin.....)
yahhh so those are your options and i want u to think remember when bạn are drunk usually bạn are the opposite of what bạn normally are so yah tell me what drunk bạn are and plz say why:)