Ranma 1/2 -X- Sailor Moon

The cafe` was dark, unlike it was when Sofie was here earlier with her friends. Some time had passed since she arrived in the small building phút ago, waiting for so-called "Duncan" to come. I bet he's a jerk. Sofie told herself. I bet he's not coming. He's just going to look at the clock and think, "Oh. I had a ngày with that tired-looking girl her sister set up. Eh, she's probably ugly and boring. I blow it off. We won't see each other again, anyway." At that moment the door burst open and Sofie's head shot to the direction of the sound. A boy her age came in, wearing punkish clothing...

Ranma: Hey, pop! I had the weirdest dream last night. Ya see, I went to this room, and then all of the sudden, Kuno was there! And suddenly, we were two guys naked in a tub.

Genma: Ew.

Ranma: I KNOW! He was being all gay and stuff, and then I turn into a chick sinking in an ocean, and all these Kuno clones come at me as if they were ready for an under-water orgy. Oh yeah, and bạn were there.

Genma: Keep me out of your sick fantasies, boy!

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Ranma: Hey, Akane. What are the chances of me being gay?

Akane: The same chances of someone putting bơ on bread.

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Kuno: Rather than be a sexy, suspenseful...

"It pains me to see bạn disobeying your doctrine, Russia."
"What doctrine?" Ivan asked calmly, allowing his thick fingers to be squeezed bởi the child, now dressed in pajamas, resting in his lap. The three sat in another room well in the back of the large house. The radiator buzzed noisily in the corner. Ivan's boss crafted a face of disgust at the girl and continued on not answering the question.
"I came to tell bạn that our efforts to capture hình ảnh from Venus are well undergo. Please come bởi soon to plan for the launch of the first probe in one week."
Ivan's violet-shade eyes went wide. "One...

My fingertips ached, but I continued to scrub the hard, wood floor.
"Faster, child!" my aunt screeched, followed bởi a shrill laugh. "You'll never finish in time to go off and play with your cousin!" sitting the corner -- all alone -- hugging his knees to his chest was baby Konatsu. I scowled at him, puffing out my chubby màu hồng, hồng cheeks. He flinched in an instant and grabbed his wrist like something had sliced it, wincing. Wretched child, I nearly mumbled. màu hồng, hồng eyes flashing under dark black curls.
"Katsumi?" my một giây aunt cooed, cracking her bony finger while gesturing me to come closer. After...

**a short xem trước of a new character I'm working on**

Name: Lu-fá (pronounced: Loo-fah)
Age: 15
Race: Chinese (same đàn bà gan dạ, amazon Tribe as Shampoo)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Blue
Style: Braided into two large pigtails.
Accessories: A large white hoa on right side of her head.
Love Interest: Mousse
Friends: Tendo Family, Ukyo, Cologne
Enemies: Shampoo, hoặc anyone who favors the marriage of kem dùng cho tóc, mousse and Shampoo
Bio: Lu-fá is a member of Shampoo's đàn bà gan dạ, amazon tribe of women back in China. Her and Shampoo used to be friends, until kem dùng cho tóc, mousse became betrothed to Shampoo. Lu-fá has always had a big crush on Mousse, and claims to...