On planet Mars
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IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!
"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty
New one's lookin' mát, máy làm mát than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when bạn compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed
New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top
New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got thêm power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, bạn think you're so cool
But in reality, all bạn ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nốt ruồi KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
nốt ruồi Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 giây your đít, mông, ass will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put bạn to the test
Cause I'm
nốt ruồi KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your Bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit bạn so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat bạn in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
nốt ruồi Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 giây your đít, mông, ass will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put bạn to the test
Cause I'm
nốt ruồi KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your Bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit bạn so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat bạn in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)