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We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are bạn today?

Reub.: bạn can't drink two jars of applesauce if bạn don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, bạn can make a dog bark faster than a cá can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think bạn are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! bạn may have notice that my tên người dùng is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my yêu thích couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your tên người dùng right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope bạn guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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