We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are bạn today?
Reub.: bạn can't drink two jars of applesauce if bạn don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, bạn can make a dog bark faster than a cá can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think bạn are cute.
Reub.: You've...
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