bởi *HalostarOfCookieClan



User: HELLO FUCKASS.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK bạn FOR ASKING.


Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?


User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE bạn TALKING ABOUT JOHN?


Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No bạn don't make any sense.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE bạn TALKING ABOUT bạn NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?

Cleverbot: What are bạn talking about?!

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: WHATEVER.

Cleverbot: Do bạn like The Moomins?

User: THE WHAT?

Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.

User: ARE bạn TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.

Cleverbot: Where do bạn go to school?

User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?

Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.

User: BUT bạn JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And I'd rather bạn didn't use language like that.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN đít, mông, ass FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.

User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.

Cleverbot: Ah... Good.

User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED bạn AND bạn đã đưa ý kiến THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Cleverbot: I only asked why bạn đã đưa ý kiến you're not an english speaker, but speak english.

User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...

Cleverbot: Why do bạn think that?

User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M hiển thị AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, bạn ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.

Cleverbot: Just like bạn assume I won't see the beauty in bạn because of your misspellings?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.

User: GNOIDNAFV.

Cleverbot: bạn are clever.

User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...

Cleverbot: bạn must go to sleep. It's very late at night.

User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?

Cleverbot: bạn guess wrong.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I think I can go trang chủ any time.

User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE bạn TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.

User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.

Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.

User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is.

User: NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is!

User: NO SHE'S NO!

Cleverbot: She's a Sims.

User: WHAT'S A SIMS?

Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Sami.

User: WHO'S SAMI?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.

User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open hoặc in private?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Would bạn like me to lie to bạn instead of being blunt?

User: SURE.

Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.

User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.

User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.

Cleverbot: bạn like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.

User: WHAT? NO! bạn SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING Những người bạn BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND đã đưa ý kiến THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE bạn ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, bạn SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK bạn AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK bạn AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, bạn NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.