Reason 1: Twilight gave us whiny, annoying teenagers who sparkle and judge on looks only, leading to suicide. Harry Potter gave us brave, realistic characters who'd choose to risk everything for good.
Reason 2: Stephanphie Meyer got Twilight from a dream. Dumbledore said not to dwell on dreams. And it seems as if Meyer wanted to rake in the cash, so she copied Rowling's 2 part movie idea.
Reason 3: Our Bella can kick your Bella's sparkly ass any day.
Reason 4: There's only one black in this town, bitch.
Reason 5: At least we don't teach you the phases of the moon, but we teach you to be brave in the face of adversity, And YOU teach us how important it is to have a boyfriend.

Meyer, there are 4 curses that are unforgivable.
1. Imperio
2. Avada Kedavra
3. Crucio
4. Your Book Series

We'll Imperio you to get rid of your shitty Twilight series, Avada Kedavra your fat ass to hell, and there you'll be Crucio'd forever, bitch.
Have a nice day.