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A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.

Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.



The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.

One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up to ask her to go to Hogsmeade with him. "Belle, I-I don't know how to say this, but-"

"Blaise," she replied. "Zou know I am going to Hogsmeade wiz Draco."

"Ah...right." He sat back down as the aforementioned boyfriend entered the room.

Draco kissed her soundly on the lips. "Belle, we need to talk." She was worried now. he never called her 'Belle'. Instead calling her 'Beauty' hoặc 'Baby'.

"Whatever about, Dragon?" She asked in her French accent.

"Come with me." And he pulled her up to the boys dorms. "I think we need to...to...how can I say this?! ...break up."

"Dragon, how can zou say zis?! Don't zou tình yêu me?!" She asked, teary-eyed.

"I do...but I can't really see...us lasting." Belle pushed past him and ran out of the dorm, crying.

"Zis is not happening, zis is not happening..." She repeated to herself. "He loves me, he loves me." She ran all the way to the Great Hall, not knowing where she was going hoặc why. She only tried to stop crying when she ran straight into someone from behind.

"Ooph!" He/she/it said.

"Sorry," Belle sniffled.

"It's alright" was the reply. Bella looked up into magnificent, emerald-green eyes.

"Hello, Harry."

"Belle, what are bạn doing here? And why are bạn so sad?"

Belle quickly formulated a lie. "I was hungry." She never đã đưa ý kiến it would be a good lie.

"So bạn came to the Great hall...at nine at night? Why are bạn really here?"

"...Draco broke up wiz me!" and she broke down into thêm sobs. "Vy are zou *hiccup* here?"

"Nightmares." Harry slowly put his arms around her and hugged her. "Shhhhhhh..."

Then, Belle lifted her head and looked strait into those spellbinding green eyes. She tilted her head up and kissed him. After a moment, Harry began to Kiss back, and they stayed like that for who knows how long.

"Belle..." Harry whispered.

"Yez, Harry?"

"I think I tình yêu you." And he kissed her again.

Finite Incantatum

I never thought nghề viết văn Sues could be this much fun! I would like to apologize to BellaCullen96 for originally putting Belle and Draco together.

But, again, don't kill me for the Sue.... Please?
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The Harry Potter movie era is over, but the adventures of the amazing characters still live in our hearts. Still, several times people are kind of wacko and say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I'm going to give bạn a danh sách of reasons why this is not true, and prove once and for all, that Harry Potter really is the ultimate book/movie series.

1)J.K. Rowling doesnt change mythology- ma cà rồng are ma cà rồng and if they go in the sun, they die. On the other hand, Stephenie Meyer ruins mythology and lets her vampire character SPARKLE and not DIE in the sunlight
2) Harry Potter actually has...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Send McGonagall a tin of cat thực phẩm for Christmas

Suggest to Peeves that he hold a Poltergeist party in Filch's room

Tell McGonagall that Crookshanks has been watching her closely over the last few days . . .

Tell Dobby that Harry would tình yêu it if he sent cat thực phẩm up to McGonagall's plate at dinner

Tell Dobby that Harry would tình yêu it if he sent crap up to all the staffs' plates at bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and told them it was black pudding

Tell Flitwick bạn went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of his grandmother. hiển thị him a bức ảnh of Yoda

6b) hiển thị him a bức ảnh of Grumpy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

(For Dwarfers...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by princessofmagic
read the first part first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calypso's POV

With a heavey hart and burning cheek, she watched them leave. Thats all people ever seemed to do when they saw her. Like REALLY saw her. Not when she was gossiping hoặc spreading rumors with Pansy hoặc teasing them in the halls hoặc throwing things at them while the teachers back is turned. See past that shell she managed to construct around herself and into the confused, weak core her father had beaten and starved her into. Calypso had figured if she wasnt the one doing the teasing she would be teased. If her mother hadnt gotten herself killed,...
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 Rita Skeeter
Rita Skeeter
RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT


Here I am, in an isolated giường wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN bởi DEATH” crowd there . bởi hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...
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posted by cupcakeimissyou
YES! another. :3

I am a người hâm mộ of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do bạn think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do bạn guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to bạn guys responses and etc. so yeah!
posted by DracoLuver
Be prepared for my long rant:

Harry&Ginny: Okay, so first I'd like to say that I do not believe Ginny even deserves Harry. She's undevolped. But I won't get into that too much. I don't think they belong together because:

-It was random
-They are not 'perfect' for each other because they haven't been there for each other
-She's a fangirl and used guys that Harry knew so he'd like her

My first point: Harry didn't care at all about what she did in book five. She was going out with Dean and Ron got mad, but Harry thought he was over-reacting. In book 6, however, he has a monster in his chest!...
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The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th đường phố, street that was built bởi a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big táo, apple as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years cách đây – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district....
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall đã đưa ý kiến that her tổng thể OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When bạn ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells bạn it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are bạn so upset? I thought bạn valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...
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