bạn know you've read SS/PS one too many times when bạn . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a chanh Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that bạn don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time bạn see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on đã đưa ý kiến walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when bạn get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap ngẫu nhiên bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave ngẫu nhiên sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell ngẫu nhiên people that bạn know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, bơ mellow, turn this stupid fat con chuột yellow," at every chuột bạn see.
18. Tell your Những người bạn to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in đã đưa ý kiến mirror.
21. Set ngọn lửa, chữa cháy to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time bạn enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that bạn know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil bạn think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch hoặc wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to bạn to the "cupboard under the stairs," hoặc "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will hiển thị up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. tìm kiếm every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a chanh Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that bạn don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time bạn see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on đã đưa ý kiến walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when bạn get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap ngẫu nhiên bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave ngẫu nhiên sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell ngẫu nhiên people that bạn know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, bơ mellow, turn this stupid fat con chuột yellow," at every chuột bạn see.
18. Tell your Những người bạn to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in đã đưa ý kiến mirror.
21. Set ngọn lửa, chữa cháy to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time bạn enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that bạn know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil bạn think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch hoặc wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to bạn to the "cupboard under the stairs," hoặc "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will hiển thị up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. tìm kiếm every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
