50. People say that bạn have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, bạn know bạn have never read hoặc seen too much Harry Potter.
48. bạn own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. bạn own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written bởi J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your yêu thích sách and phim chiếu rạp is Harry Potter.
45. bạn compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. bạn quote the novels…all the time.
43. bạn not only quote the novels, bạn allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before bạn do, they make sure to
call hoặc email bạn because they know what a người hâm mộ bạn are.
41. People buy (or take ngẫu nhiên pictures) ngẫu nhiên and unusual Harry Potter things for bạn because they know bạn are a diehard người hâm mộ and will appreciate it.
40. bạn want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. bạn want a cún yêu, con chó con to name so bạn can name him Padfoot.
38. bạn learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. bạn find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. bạn are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. bạn really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. bạn cannot go to England without going to oxford so bạn can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. bạn want to visit King’s vượt qua, cross too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. bạn can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. bạn say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. bạn have referred to those less than bạn as ‘Muggles.’
28. bạn really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. bạn would tình yêu some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured thạch, sữa ong chúa Beans made bởi thạch, sữa ong chúa Belly just because bạn wanted to feel thêm like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
cỏ and earwax.
25. bạn celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. bạn want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. bạn know which Hogwart’s House bạn would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes bạn are proud of which one bạn subscribe you.
21. bạn call the teachers/professors bạn do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. bạn mentally connect nearly everyone bạn meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. bạn take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes bạn Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not tình yêu her if bạn did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without bạn smiling, laughing, hoặc start day-dreaming.
16. Your yêu thích number is 394.
15. bạn cry whenever bạn hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. bạn read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. bạn were very happy when the oxford English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter hoặc Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your Những người bạn come to bạn with any Harry Potter các câu hỏi because they know bạn will know for sure.
9. bạn really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played bởi Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. bạn saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and bạn considered nghề viết văn a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. bạn wish someone could tình yêu bạn the way Severus loved Lily.
A. bạn also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
bạn want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your tim, trái tim but bạn don’t.
6. A little piece of bạn died with Severus.
A. Actually, bạn cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school bạn mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. bạn waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and bạn are still waiting
3. bạn had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. bạn think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. bạn have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. bạn know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
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