What would bạn do, if bạn had the chance, to Bellatrix lestrange?

Laugh in her face, reminding her who got the last strike on Nagini.

erm...I'd find a an toàn, két an toàn place to *hide*!!

i'd act as though i really like what she did, and as if i was on her side, and then, some how, capture her, steal her wand, tie her up, and make sure she has no way of using magic, and torture her. :D

*stare*


*stare some more*


*blink*







GET BACK IN YOUR DAMN BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd bow for her...or give her a big hug...or beg her to teach me the dark arts so i'd be her faithful servant and do whatevr she wants me to do

I would tình yêu to meet her. I would have a nice (most likely crazy) conversation with her and try to make her a better person, I really think she could be if she tryed to be. I would try to be a someone she can come to if she needed mental help.

I would interview her and ask questions. I would want to get into her head and like I đã đưa ý kiến in another answer post "pick her brain". She fascinates me. All psychos do.

hug her...(even though that would be really akward lol) & then like be her best friend lol

I'd chop off all of her body parts, feed them to a bunch of Blast-Ended Skrewts and then burn the remains.

I'd make out with her.

I would bow to her and tell her how faithful and loyal i'm in her and the dark lord!!!And then i would hug her and i would hiển thị her how much i want to be a death eater and help her and the dark lord accomplish their plans!!!I would do anything she would tell me to do!!!

Get life inssurance. Well, if I'm meeting Bella...

Seriously do, I'd go for it. She's an awesome character, yet I hate her too. How complicated... I'd go armed do.

i'd do whatever she told me to, i think she'd probably avada kedavra anyone who hugged her. i fucking tình yêu bellatrix, she rocks.

I actually wrote a story about it :)

‘Merlin Bellatrix, they weren’t kidding, bạn look exactly like the famous Muggle Helena Bonham Carter!’ I đã đưa ý kiến in surprise. Bellatrix looked angry, but I wasn’t done… ‘Oh, but, Helena’s way thêm talented then you,’ I said, grinning at the look on her face.
‘CRUCIO!’ she screamed, aiming her wand at me. Ducking to the side, I dodged her curse easily.
‘Wow Bellatrix, bạn are so unoriginal! That’s the only way bạn have of torturing people!’
She let out a shrill cackle. ‘You think?’ she taunted.
‘OMG Bellatrix, that cackle is so old! Can’t bạn think of something new?’ I watched as I angered her more.
‘Oh, bởi the way Bellatrix, bạn can come shopping with me and Hermione so bạn don’t have to wear your old Halloween costume anymore,’ I shook my head. ‘We have good taste; bạn can learn from us. And honestly, WHAT did ripping your dresses achieve? Besides, we can give bạn the latest rumour on Voldy – I hear he’s dating someone new,’ I said. ‘He’s got good taste,’ I added in a carrying whisper.
‘YOU DARE SPEAK HIS NAME THROUGH YOUR HALF-BLOOD TONGUE??’ she shrieked, nearly blasting my eardrum.
‘Calm down Bella, and, yes, I dare. bạn know, he’s a half-blood too? And take this Sirius-ly,’ I said, ‘you can do SO much better than him – like, oh, bạn know, a guy with a nose!’
Bellatrix looked ready to murder me, but hey, that was nothing new! ‘You know, bạn remind me so much of Nymphadora Tonks… but she’s prettier. bạn got the same nose, and features, well; I suppose it comes from the house of Black, and Andromeda…’ I đã đưa ý kiến thoughtfully.
‘I should rip your head off!’ declared Bellatrix.
‘But bạn won’t,’ I đã đưa ý kiến smugly.
‘Oh, bạn watch, bạn little –’
‘Ahem, Bellatrix?’
‘WHAT?’ she snapped.
I smirked. ‘You are so easy to annoy,’ I said. ‘I should write something on that, in case anyone else wants to.’
‘I will curse them so bad they will go cry crying to –’
‘Yeah, but bạn couldn’t kill a Muggle born,’ I interrupted. At that, Bella looked ready to kill me, she had her wand pointed, and I thought it a good time to get out of there.

Try not to catch her eye XD

Honestly, I probably wouldn't do anything. She's in the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten of my yêu thích characters, so I don't want to kill, maim, hoặc hurt her in anyway. But she's still Bellatrix, so she'd probably kill me for trying to shake her hand hoặc for not being a pureblood :p

I would torture her the same way she tortured hermione and neville's parents. then I would stab her with her dao, con dao for Dobby and then i would polyjuice into voldemort and tell her things like "your worst death eater EVER" hoặc " Lucius is thêm loyal than you!" hoặc "fuckinbg chó cái, bitch I.HATE.YOU!!! DIE chó cái, bitch DIE!!!!!!" and when she's on the floor crying for her mommy (eventually) i would finally kill.her. hoặc IF I LIKE HER AGAIN

I would probably be her freaky little mini-me that does every thing she whenever she does it. then i would run of into the sunset with DRACO MALFOY

Well lets see, I would probally find away to make her feel bad about the deaths, possibly call them from the dead to haunt them hoặc just use magic to make a mimick of them. Torture is always good but not as humane because it doesn't make bạn any better then her.