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First of all, this is MY opinion. If bạn don't agree, that's fine. If bạn do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would ngày Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the một giây hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter sách in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight phim chiếu rạp got him after the Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp were finished with him.

3. danh sách other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that bạn think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, bạn don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what bạn are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight bài viết but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me danh sách the reasons why children, teens and adults can tình yêu Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start nghề viết văn about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tiêu đề to errors.

My apologise to Twilight những người hâm mộ if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the sách like twice this tháng and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole danh sách on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction sách to be scientifically accurate. But if bạn plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable thảo luận (not a fight) on the bình luận board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward hoặc making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...

I made a danh sách of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If bạn can give explanation answering the các câu hỏi ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky câu hỏi because there are a lot of các bài viết about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter những người hâm mộ respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell bạn which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





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